Rihanna’s Only Regret In Life Involves A Bedazzled Thong

Rihanna is currently the cover of Vogue‘s April issue. Accompanying the stunning photos of the artist in her designer clothes is an interview where she talks about literally everything. She starts from her new album to her reported feud with Beyonce and her only regret she has in life.

Yep, you read that correctly. After 28 years on the planet, Rihanna has a single, solitary regret. It’s about the outfit she wore to the 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards.

You might remember it. It was the Swarovski crystal-encrusted nude fishnet gown that sparkled more than a pot of spilled glitter in your elementary school art class. If not, this will help jog your memory.


Are we all on the same page now?

It isn’t that RiRi didn’t love the outfit – in fact, she adored it. She doesn’t regret letting her nipples show, either. She said, “I just liked it better without the lines underneath.”

I mean, sure. Whatever you say RiRi. She continued to ponder upon her CFDA outfit, revealing her only regret in life.

“Could you imagine the CFDA dress with a bra? I would slice my throat.” Rihanna said, reflecting deeply upon her outfit, “I already wanted to, for wearing a thong that wasn’t bedazzled. That’s the only regret I have in my life.”

The interview, rightfully perplexed, asked, “Wearing a thong that wasn’t bedazzled is your greatest regret in life?”, to which Rihanna promptly replied, “To the CFDA Awards. Yes.”

It must be nice to have your only life regret to be regarding a bedazzled thong, Rihanna.

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