No one likes a Stage 5 Clinger. It’s creepy, it’s annoying, and letting them down easy is virtually impossible. Perhaps the only thing worse than a clinger is someone who is clingy AF yet tries to call out girls for doing it to him.
Our buddy Ben (whose last night is pretty distinguishable from the poor editing job on Imgur) decided to vent on Facebook about all the girls who just can’t leave his ass alone. (I’d like to take this opportunity to remind you that along with political rants and photos of your every meal, trying to humble brag about girls you can’t shake off is something that should stay off social media.)
Unfortunately for Ben, there’s this thing called a screenshot. A screenshot will expose you for who you really are, whether you like it or not.
Jessica responded to the status with a nice screenshot of a conversation with Ben, where she’s just being so damn clingy. Oh wait…
Turns out, Jessica wasn’t alone. Bachelorette #2, Daphne, had a similar photo to share.
And then there’s Bachelorette #3, Anika. You guessed it – Ben was chasing that tail too.
We should have learned a few things here:
– Don’t post crap about girls on Facebook, especially lies.
– If you text a girl “hey” six times with no response, she’s probably not into you.