If you have a sinking feeling that your significant other is using his/her lunch break to squeeze in a quickie with someone other than yourself – you might be paranoid – but you also might be right. Thankfully, technology is here to help.
The Smartress was created by Spanish manufacturer, Durmet and uses sensors that detect when there’s movement in the bed. It’s also synchronized to an app that will notify you when someone’s boning in your bed, and you’re not there to join in on the fun.
Durmet claims the “lover detection system” will be “the very first mattress that makes your body relax by night and your mind by day, when you’re not at home.” Aka if you’ve ever had trust issues, they’re about to get a lot worse.
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TBH, this sounds like it’s going to cause more unnecessary breakups than it’s worth. What if your dog just jumped on the bed?!
Watch the overly dramatic, superhero-esque video below and decide for yourself if you need the Smartress…or if you just need to calm the f*ck down.
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