Female Ted Cruz Doppelganger Paid $10,000 To Do Porn

This is officially the weirdest thing that has happened in 2016.

When Searcy Hayes appeared on Maury last week to learn who the father of her child is, she was not expecting anything more than an answer to her question. However, Hayes has earned the title of Ted Cruz’s female doppelganger and has been offered $10,000 by XHamster to do a sex tape with her baby daddy, according to the Huffington Post.

And this is all due to her segment on The Maury Show. It’s wild.

Mike Kulich, the spokesman for XHamster, said that “a lot of XHamster viewers really wanted to see her in action.” He is also under the impression that Ted Cruz will not be making a sex tape any time soon and believes that Hayes is the solution for all of those people out there dying for some Ted Cruz porn.

“I don’t know his positions and I’ve never seen him, so I don’t know if he’s done a good enough job to be reelected,” Hayes said to the Huffington Post. She was then informed that Cruz is running for president and wasn’t currently holding office.

She then astutely replied, “Well, yeah, I don’t know anything about him.”

I suppose we shouldn’t have expected too much from a person who ended up on The Muary Show.

Maury later followed up with Hayes to see how she was coping with her new-found fame. Maury learned that not only does Hayes not think she looks like Cruz, but she hasn’t heard of any political parties or candidates besides Donald Trump.

The United States is doomed.

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