Gwyneth Paltrow Just Endorsed A $15,000 Dildo Because Why Not?

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It must be nice to be Gwyneth Paltrow. It must be swell to drink $200 smoothies every morning and pay to be stung by bees and pleasure yourself with a $15,000 golden dildo. Chris who?

But yes, Gwyneth actually thinks we live in a world where people can just drop half a year’s salary on a sex toy, which she recommended in the “Not-So-Basic-Sex Toys” story in the Sex Issue of goop. In fact, the only thing more terrifying than Gwyneth’s endorsement of this product is that it exists.

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If the $15 grand is a bit much for you, there’s always the much more affordable stainless steel version for $7,900. Your vag deserves it.

Keep living the delusional life, Gwyneth!

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