Alright, I’m going to need help with this one. Someone in New Zealand just sold their penis-shaped eggplant for $115. To make things even more unbelievable, there was a total of 20 bids, the first being $42. I’ve been eating ramen for the past five days, so I’d love to know how something like this can happen and how I too can capitalize on the general population’s stupidity.
Nature is full of phallic-shaped things, so why is this one worth so much more than the rest? I literally just bought a cucumber for $2 at a farmer’s market this weekend. Should I hide it away for safe keeping and resell it for $200? After all, it looks exactly like a d*ck! And that seems to be the key to success here, right people?!
Thankfully there is a catch; all proceeds from the auctioning of this erotic eggplant go to the Prostate Cancer Foundation of New Zealand. With a description like “For sale, a freshly picked phallic aubergine. Totally organic, satisfaction guaranteed,” it’s no wonder the thing sold for that much money.
Because if you’re going to eat a phallic-shaped vegetable, it should at least be organic.
[H/T: Cosmopolitan]
