Alright, let’s get one thing straight here: if I drunkenly made out with you in a dark bar once, we don’t know each other. This goes for everyone in the history of the world. If you meet someone, make out with them once, and go your separate ways, you owe them nothing — and you especially do not owe them a vacation.
In a recent article published by Elite Daily, a girl sent a string of horrifying texts after making out with a random guy she met. While he was sad she wasn’t interested in something more serious, he was more upset that she never invited him to Disney World.
Um… weird.
Here’s some back story:
A little backstory: My friend and I were at a convention in Orlando, and we, of course, were using it as an excuse to have fun and party. So, we started Tindering. She matched with this really fun guy who said he’d take around to some cool bars. He even got us into Disney for free! Pretty awesome.
Anyhow, we were at this neat bar that was playing some sweet old school music, like ‘These Boots Are Made For Walking’ and songs from the movie ‘Grease.’ I told my friend and the guy that I wanted to find someone to make out and dance with. Well, the dude’s friend showed up. He wasn’t super attractive, but wasn’t unattractive. Plus, I was not sober, so that helped.
That night we danced and made out, so I got what I wanted. He gave me a ride back to the hotel. I didn’t really want a ride from him, but I was giving my girl her time with the Tinder guy. I didn’t invite him up, just thanked him for the ride.
I gave him my number, not really thinking anything of it. That was a mistake. He went crazy after he found out that his friend took us to Disney and he wasn’t invited… I made sure he wasn’t invited. I wanted to have the experience on my own. He started texting me, a lot.
Sadly this isn’t an exaggeration — he literally texted her an infinite amount of crazy messages. Not even a dating veteran could handle this. Also, his attachment to Disney is concerning…
Dear God what did I just read?! Here’s a word of advice everyone should take to heart: if someone doesn’t text you back, do not text them over a month later, no matter how drunk you are. Just don’t do it. And please, if you have a weird obsession with Disney World, at least try to reign it in. And one more thing — NEVER TELL SOMEONE THEY HAVE A SUPER SOUL! PLEASE!
Ok, end rant. It’s going to take a while for these body shivers to go away.
[H/T: Elite Daily]
