Between Chad Johnson and Jordan Rodgers, the last season of The Bachelorette had some real douche bags vying for that final rose. But unlike Jordan Rodgers, who keeps his douche baggery on the DL and vehemently denies any attacks on his character, Chad Johnson doesn’t shut the f*ck up. He is the worst, and he proved it yet again after Nick Viall was announced as the new Bachelor.
Before the official announcement was made, Johnson commented on how the season would run if he was the new Bachelor. To say the man is a romantic would be an understatement (and a complete joke).
Charming! But once Chris Harrison made the official announcement, Johnson went off.
First of all, he doesn’t think Viall is good looking enough or young enough to be the next Bachelor. Based on Viall’s Instagram portfolio of ab photos, we wholeheartedly disagree. Also, who doesn’t love an older man?
But fear not, prospective Mrs. Nick Vialls! If you’re interested, Chad Johnson is available for some extra cuddle time when you’re away from your polygamous boyfriend.
Awww Chad! Our hearts are melting. And then he posted this gem:
You know just what to say, Chad!!
In the midst of his social media rant, several fans clapped back at Johnson, branding themselves #TeamNick. But of course, Johnson had something to say about it.
SUCH a standup guy, right? After screaming about this for over an hour, we have some advice for the disgraced bachelor: delete your account. Make it end for all of us. Please and thank you.