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This Woman Found Her Husband’s Tinder, Then Rewrote His Bio

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When you find out your husband has a Tinder profile, there’s only one appropriate way to respond: by getting even. And no, we’re not talking about banging some rando on the street and taping it for your husband to watch later, we’re saying you should f*ck with him. Everyone, take notes.

When this woman came across her husband’s Tinder profile, she did the most logical thing she could think of: changing it to the point of embarrassment. Instead of calling and ripping him a new one, she changed his main photo to a horrifying up-close shot that makes his head look like a potato. Then she wrote him a new bio that was more fitting to his a**hole personality.

“Hey my name is Mike I’m married with two kids,” it read. “I have a tiny dick that is STI infested.”


“My wife found my profile if you can’t tell and I don’t know yet that she’s talking on the phone right now with one of my girls and is leaving me. I’m a piece of sh*t who doesn’t give a flying f*ck about anyone but myself. I have been talking and cheating for so long don’t be sad if I don’t remember your name because I send the same generic sh*t to all you girls. Feel free to blow me up with hate mail.”
Cheating TinderBad move Mike, bad move. Here’s hoping you learned your lesson or there will be a second divorce in your near future! Good luck, buddy!

Writer and editor living in New York City who also loves Taking Back Sunday, bad reality TV, and Leonardo DiCaprio (not necessarily in that order).