21 Ways Men Actually Do Benefit From Birth Control

It keeps you from being a father

You can enjoy safe sex with your partner

Your partner will like you better for respecting her as a person

You don’t have to discuss abortions or family planning

You don’t need to pick out baby names

You don’t have to buy a stroller

You don’t have to pay child support

You don’t need to decide whether to raise your children with religion or not

Not everything is about you

Seriously, once in a while try thinking about a situation NOT in relation to you

Why does everything have to be about men

Women are people too???

Seriously

If you think you don’t benefit, you’ve never touched a woman

And I genuinely hope you never do

Since you don’t think women are people

This is turning into an odd form of poetry

I’m going to go get my stress ball now

This is getting me really worked up
The End