It’s National Tell A Joke Day. Seriously, no joke!
What’s better than a day dedicated to cheesy jokes, funny puns and smiles? We’ve compiled some of the most hilarious jokes people have been sharing via Twitter. And don’t forget to celebrate this national holiday by sharing a few of these with your most serious co-worker.
The world has been absolutely heartbreaking and terrifying especially in the past few weeks. We need to replace all this hatred with laughter. Crack a joke and make someone laugh today.
1. *rolls eyes*
We just gave a scientist a book about Helium and he just couldn't put it down. #NationalTellAJokeDay pic.twitter.com/8QXEndiJhl
— CityBusiness Library (@CBL_London) August 16, 2017
2. This one never gets old.
https://twitter.com/wanhedaswolf/status/897789332534116353
3. So punny!
#NationalTellAJokeDay I told my mum I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti,
You should of seen her face when I rode straight pasta.— 📺🍩 Joey 🍹🇬🇧🏋️♀️ (@JoAsYouKnowIt) August 16, 2017
4. LOL get it…?
https://twitter.com/wanhedaswolf/status/897788601597079552
5. Clever.
https://twitter.com/roeu812/status/897785957214289921
6. Hopefully Narnia for real.
What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?
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Narnia business!#NationalTellAJokeDay— St Paul's Cathedral (@StPaulsLondon) August 16, 2017
7. Technology 101: Your password should never be your birthday or your pets name.
https://twitter.com/Mr_oh_my_days/status/897792170090012674
8. HAHAHA.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.
— Josh (@JoshScarabin) August 16, 2017
9. Coughing.
https://twitter.com/jesuiscanard/status/897776610325270529
10. Grammar jokes!
A noun and a verb sit at a bar.
Verb: ‘Hey, wanna go back to my place and conjugate?’
Noun: ‘I decline.’ #NationalTellAJokeDay— Oxford Languages (@OxLanguages) August 16, 2017
11. End of the world jokes!
#NationalTellAJokeDay So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world 😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/vqD7fNrsfS
— Great North Lodges (@GreatNorthLodge) August 16, 2017
12. This one is a little too real.
Tell me your favourite joke#nationaltellajokeday #cinchedthis #essentiallylouise #livelifetothefullest pic.twitter.com/gscd9NiyiR
— Louise (@peasywill) August 16, 2017
13. Perfect for a Tinder couple’s wedding.
#NationalTellAJokeDay Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web. #oneforthespeeches #wedding
— Weddingly (@WeAreWeddingly) August 16, 2017
14. More grammar jokes!
Happy #NationalTellAJokeDay! pic.twitter.com/9isvYHFwoD
— Katelyn Holbrook (@KatelynEHenry) August 16, 2017
15. Also too real…
My life #NationalTellAJokeDay pic.twitter.com/iEcwoPWgCX
— Peter McGrath (@petermcgra) August 16, 2017
16. Dirty snowman jokes!
#NationalTellAJokeDay what's the difference between a snowman & a snow woman : snow balls
— bruciebonus76 (@wackojacko1976) August 16, 2017
17. Just one racist one.
https://twitter.com/minouthetrash/status/897866675462295552
18. And a math joke.
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them. #NationalTellAJokeDay
— Mick (@RemeMick) August 16, 2017
19. Sorry, but there’s always one political one.
https://twitter.com/LifeOfGuyCast/status/897787740892180480
20. Even Harry Styles cracked a joke!
Everyone's having a go at #NationalTellAJokeDay, even @Harry_Styles 😂 pic.twitter.com/SWTQEj78kG
— Sky TV (@skytv) August 16, 2017
