20 #NationalTellAJokeDay Tweets That Are Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

It’s National Tell A Joke Day. Seriously, no joke!

What’s better than a day dedicated to cheesy jokes, funny puns and smiles? We’ve compiled some of the most hilarious jokes people have been sharing via Twitter. And don’t forget to celebrate this national holiday by sharing a few of these with your most serious co-worker.

The world has been absolutely heartbreaking and terrifying especially in the past few weeks. We need to replace all this hatred with laughter. Crack a joke and make someone laugh today.

1. *rolls eyes*

We just gave a scientist a book about Helium and he just couldn't put it down. #NationalTellAJokeDay pic.twitter.com/8QXEndiJhl

— CityBusiness Library (@CBL_London) August 16, 2017

2. This one never gets old.

#NationalTellAJokeDay what is Forrest Gumps email password?


— jo🧑 (@nevillesrunner) August 16, 2017

3. So punny!

#NationalTellAJokeDay I told my mum I was going to make a bike out of spaghetti,
You should of seen her face when I rode straight pasta.

— πŸ‚JoeyπŸ₯“β„οΈβ˜ƒοΈ (@JoAsYouKnowIt) August 16, 2017

4. LOL get it…?

#NationalTellAJokeDay How does Nasa organise a party?

they Planet

— jo🧑 (@nevillesrunner) August 16, 2017

5. Clever.


6. Hopefully Narnia for real.

What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?
Narnia business!#NationalTellAJokeDay

— St Paul's Cathedral (@StPaulsLondon) August 16, 2017

7. Technology 101: Your password should never be your birthday or your pets name.

My email password has been hacked again. That's the 3rd time now I've had to rename my cat.#NationalTellAJokeDay

— Dave (@ohmydaays) August 16, 2017



What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

— Josh (@JoshScarabin) August 16, 2017

9. Coughing.

#NationalTellAJokeDay How do you tell Dracula is sick? Because of his coffin.

— Flappy the Duck BSc (@jesuiscanard) August 16, 2017

10. Grammar jokes!

A noun and a verb sit at a bar.
Verb: β€˜Hey, wanna go back to my place and conjugate?’
Noun: β€˜I decline.’ #NationalTellAJokeDay

— Oxford Dictionaries (@OxfordWords) August 16, 2017

11. End of the world jokes!

#NationalTellAJokeDay So what if I don't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/vqD7fNrsfS

— Great North Lodges (@GreatNorthLodge) August 16, 2017

12. This one is a little too real.

13. Perfect for a Tinder couple’s wedding.

#NationalTellAJokeDay Did you hear about the two spiders who just got engaged? I hear they met on the web. #oneforthespeeches #wedding

— Weddingly (@WeAreWeddingly) August 16, 2017

14. More grammar jokes!

Happy #NationalTellAJokeDay! pic.twitter.com/9isvYHFwoD

— Katelyn Holbrook (@KatelynEHenry) August 16, 2017

15. Also too real…

My life #NationalTellAJokeDay pic.twitter.com/iEcwoPWgCX

— Peter McGrath (@petermcgra) August 16, 2017

16. Dirty snowman jokes!

#NationalTellAJokeDay what's the difference between a snowman & a snow woman : snow balls

— bruciebonus76 (@wackojacko1976) August 16, 2017

17. Just one racist one.


If someone is discriminate towards pencils, does that make them…erasist?

— Zanza πŸ‡©πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡©πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡©πŸ‡Ώ (@minouthetrash) August 16, 2017

18. And a math joke.

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? He'd stop at nothing to avoid them. #NationalTellAJokeDay

— Mick (@RemeMick) August 16, 2017

19. Sorry, but there’s always one political one.

Donald Trump #NationalTellAJokeDay pic.twitter.com/1xRIWEVxVM

— Life Of Guy (@LifeOfGuy) August 16, 2017

20. Even Harry Styles cracked a joke!

Everyone's having a go at #NationalTellAJokeDay, even @Harry_Styles πŸ˜‚ pic.twitter.com/SWTQEj78kG

— Sky One (@SkyOne) August 16, 2017

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