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I really don’t know how to put this or explain this, but people are sexually attracted to Pennywise, the creepy villain clown from It. I don’t get it. A scary shapeshifting clown who hides in the sewers is being labeled hot. I just can’t. The world needs a mass cleanse of our sins. This is too big of a burden to bear. Pennywise feeds on fear and I am FEARFUL of these people who want to bone this clown.
This isn’t the first time Pennywise has been the center of attention. The photo of him from the 90s movie, peering out from a sewer, was memed for being creepy and evil. But now Pennywise is being sexualized! For reference this is what the clown looks like.
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Besides the whole clown get-up, do they not see the receding hair line or that weird hair style? That big forehead isn’t and shouldn’t be appealing to anyone.
I think part of the Pennywise attraction is that people think the actor who plays Pennywise, Bill SkardgΓ₯rd is hot. But also I don’t want to rationalize their logic for wanting to get it on with an evil clown. Any clown for that matter, but an evil killing one…NO THANKS.
If you can stomach it. Uh, here are some tweets from people who want to get all sorts of personal with the It clown.
https://twitter.com/MADBLACKTHOT/status/907987953561083904
https://twitter.com/elkscarf/status/906867849901346817
https://twitter.com/underrexposed/status/902880665472983040
Tbh Pennywise is kinda hot and I want him to get in my guts before he rips them out
— Seitanist ππΈ (@0atmilkhoe) September 11, 2017
I had a dream after watching IT last night..
I dreamed that I had a huge crush on pennywise the clown and we cuddled LOL— Daikon β (@Daikonquest) September 8, 2017
I've come to realise I have a crush on It… Both in and out of costume pic.twitter.com/GKnts0pwwF
— Maisie Smith-Walters (@hxneybun) September 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/ManCanddyPics/status/906982748404854784
i went 2 see IT w my friend and she wouldnt stop saying 'scare harder daddY' evry time the clown came on screen&now im traumatized & sueing
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) September 10, 2017
'IT' did NOT disappoint at all!
Such a fun/scary horror movie with a lot of heart!
also…I kinda fancy the killer clown?
ππ€‘πI mean…. pic.twitter.com/sBREZz8cWI
— Mark (@MarkFerris199O) September 7, 2017
Audiences in 1990: "Wow, IT is terrifying. One of the most timeless horrors in human history."
Audiences in 2017: "im gonna fuck that clown"— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) September 13, 2017
Welcome to the other side my friends. Here are some tweets hating on people who want to hook up with a killer clown to cleanse your eyes and soul.
okay people want are legitimately attracted to the clown from IT w the make on and everything and this is why we can't have nice things guys
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) September 10, 2017
stan twitter: im gonna FUCK the IT clown
me: u mean bill skarsgard right
stan twitter: ye ππ,, as the IT clown π€‘π¦
me: pic.twitter.com/ttZi0tpXD9— mary goore (@dunwaIl) September 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/odetofew/status/907930088439779328
I hope those tweets made you feel better. Let’s all join hands and pray for those who are attracted to Pennywise, they need us now more than ever.