It’s National Ranch Day today (what, you didn’t know?) and Hidden Valley is celebrating the holiday with the most delightfully extra contest. No longer will one lucky ranch-lover be forced to resort to commoners’ methods of storing ranch dressing in plastic containers. No, one ranch-lover will get to store their favorite condiment in a glass bottle encrusted with diamonds, sapphires, and 18-karat white gold, etched with the Hidden Valley logo.
The brand is giving away a bottle valued at $35,000 and literally fit for royalty, as an equally extravagant bottle will be sent to Meghan Markle in honor of her upcoming nuptials. (No word on whether Sarah Hyland gets to keep her promotional bottle).
“Hidden Valley Ranch is honoring the great pairing of a fellow famous American with British royalty, as well as those who royally love ranch, with a diamond, sapphire and 18 carat white gold encrusted glass bottle – the only way to serve America’s favorite ranch to royalty,” reads a press release.
✨FOLLOW & RETWEET FOR A CHANCE TO WIN! ✨ Nothing marks #NationalRanchDay like a real jewel-encrusted ranch bottle fit for people who royally love ranch.
— Hidden Valley Ranch (@HVRanch) March 9, 2018
Retweet and like the brand’s special tweet (which, TBD) to enter the contest between March 10 and May 19, and you could have the most expensive thing in your apartment be a bottle of ranch — and win applause by bringing a little decadence to the formerly-casual pizza night.