Kylie Jenner posted an ominous Instagram story with a black background and simply, “[Kylie Cosmetics] is hacked.” My first thought was “Who the heck could have hacked Kylie Jenner’s beauty Instagram?!”
The only hacker who is talented enough to takeover Kylie Cosmetic’s is, of course, Kris Jenner. The entire Kylie Cosmetics brand is now the Kris Cosmetics brand because the devil works hard but Kris works harder.
Yesterday the brand posted a video hinting that something big was coming, a takeover. Today a video of was posted revealing that Kris has taken over the brand in time for Mother’s Day.
When Kris Jenner does a damn takeover she isn’t going to do it halfway. The name and handle of the Instagram have been changed to Kris Cosmetics, which is huge because branding is everything and nobody knows that better than Kris. Along with the massive handle and name change, the page’s profile photo is now a picture of Kris.
There is no telling what Kris’ Mother’s Day cosmetics will bring. But we can make some guesses based on the video and the profile photo. The profile picture shows Kris’ head peaking out of a massive fur hood. You can see a better photo of it on Kris Cosmetics Twitter page.
She’s wearing intense blackout shades and a bold red lip, so maybe a red lip kit? Kylie Cosmetics, sorry, Kris Cosmetics, has done plenty of red lip products, so do they really need another one?
The promo video for her collab/takeover features the colors black and white and the checkerboard pattern that is symbolic of Kris. The foyer in her home, where a lot of the Keeping Up With The Kardashians is filmed in, has checkerboard floors and has become a staple with her brand. Maybe this is alluding to the packaging for Kris’ products.
Whatever Kris drops we know it’s going to be amazing, because she’s Kris freakin Jenner.