‘Sex And The City’: 20 Most Memorable Quotes

Sex and The City has been one of the most iconic and memorable shows that have hit the air since 1998. The six season rom-com show is based on four friends that take on the city that never sleeps. The show has taught its audience about love, friendship and trying to adult. It is definitely a binge-worthy show, so binge safely. Celebrating its 20th anniversary, here are top picks for the show’s most memorable quotes.

1. “I’ve spent $40,000 on shoes and I have no place to live? I will literally be the old woman who lived in her shoes!” – Carrie Bradshaw

2. “Fk me badly once, shame on you. Fk me badly twice, shame on me.” – Samantha Jones

3. “I don’t want to be the up-the-butt girl, because I mean…men don’t marry the up-the-butt girl. Whoever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt? No, no, no. I can’t. I want children and nice bedding, and I just can’t handle this right now.” – Charlotte York

4. “He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It’s like the Special Olympics of conception.” – Miranda Hobbes

5. “Trey, you have a boner… I can’t discuss my notes if you have a boner.” – Charlotte York

6. “I said no white, no ivory, no nothing that says ‘virgin’. I have a child. The jig is up.” – Miranda Hobbes

7. “Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls…because they can.” – Samantha Jones

8. “Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke and drink at two in the afternoon without judgment.” – Carrie Bradshaw

9. “Ugly sex is hot. Some of the best sex I’ve had is with people I can’t stand.” – Anthony Marantino

10. “I’m a try-sexual. I’ll try anything once.” – Samantha Jones

11. “Puberty is a phase…15 years of rejection is a lifestyle.” – Stanford Blatch

12. “From my experience, honey, if he seems too good to be true he probably is.” – Samantha Jones

13. “He had an ass like two scoops of butter pecan ice cream.” – Anthony Marantino

14. “Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free. Until they find someone, just as wild to run with.” – Carrie Bradshaw

15. “One woman’s trash is another woman’s treasure.” – Charlotte York

16. “Oh please, there’s always a competition with an ex; it’s called ‘who will die miserable?'” – Samantha Jones

17.“I drink coffee, have sex, buy pies and enjoy battery operated devices.” – Miranda Hobbes

18. “Some people are settling down, some people are settling, and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.” – Carrie Bradshaw

19. “Maybe we can be each other’s soul mates. And then we can let men be just these great, nice guys to have fun with.” – Charlotte York

20. “No matter who broke your heart or how long it takes to heal, you’ll never get through it without your friends.” – Carrie Bradshaw

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