25 Instagram Bio Puns To Help You Reel In Those Followers

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Instagram bios prompt us to say so much about ourselves in so little space. What’s even supposed to go there? Some people just put where they go to school or where they work, but that’s kind of brief. (I am one of those people. Sue me.)¬†Other people try to list as many details about themselves as possible, but then have bios that end up looking cramped and overcomplicated.

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Instead of stressing over the perfect bio, it may be fun to put something amusing in that little headline. Your current and potential followers will appreciate that you’ve made them laugh, and incorporating humor into your Instagram bio can advertise that you are witty, laid-back and don’t take yourself too seriously.

Here are 25 great puns by anonymous internet users to put as your Instagram bio.


“You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter.”

“Donut worry, be happy.”

“I walk into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a shitzu.”

“Don’t kale my vibe.”

“Yes, I know I have a resting beach face.”

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“A steak pun is a rare medium well done.”

“I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.”

“Life as a yo-yo has its ups and downs.”

“Sea the beauty in life.”

“Single and ready to flamingle.”

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“The bags under my eyes are Gucci.”

“Camping is intents.”

“Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.”

“I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party, but I guess my plans were foiled.”

“Velcros are just a big rip-off.”

“I asked my boss if I could come to work a little late today and he told me to dream on. I think that was really nice of him.”

“Do you think that when Han Solo married Princess Leia, she demanded that he change his name to Han Married?”

“Coffee is the silent victim in my house. It gets mugged every day.”

“Stairs cannot be trusted. They’re always up to something.”

“I’m gluten-free. Against the grain. Pasta la vista, baby!”

anchorman laughing

“I used to go fishing with Skrillex, but he kept dropping the bass.”

“It’s hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac because they always take things literally.”

“The furniture store keeps calling me to come back, but all I wanted was one night stand.”

“So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!”

“I want to be cremated, as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.”


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Instagram bios prompt us to say so much about ourselves in so little space. What’s even supposed to go there? Some people just put where they go to school or where they work, but that’s kind of brief. (I am one of those people. Sue me.)¬†Other people try to list as many details about themselves as possible, but then have bios that end up looking cramped and overcomplicated.

spencer pretty little liars phone ugh

Instead of stressing over the perfect bio, it may be fun to put something amusing in that little headline. Your current and potential followers will appreciate that you’ve made them laugh, and incorporating humor into your Instagram bio can advertise that you are witty, laid-back and don’t take yourself too seriously.

Here are 25 great puns by anonymous internet users to put as your Instagram bio.


“You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter.”

“Donut worry, be happy.”

“I walk into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a shitzu.”

“Don’t kale my vibe.”

“Yes, I know I have a resting beach face.”

Paris Hilton Nicole Richie Laughing

“A steak pun is a rare medium well done.”

“I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I turned myself around.”

“Life as a yo-yo has its ups and downs.”

“Sea the beauty in life.”

“Single and ready to flamingle.”

Dave Franco

“The bags under my eyes are Gucci.”

“Camping is intents.”

“Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.”

“I was hoping to steal some leftovers from the party but I guess my plans were foiled.”

“Velcros are just a big rip-off.”

“I asked my boss if I could come to work a little late today and he told me to dream on. I think that was really nice of him.”

“Do you think that when Han Solo married Princess Leia, she demanded that he change his name to Han Married?”

“Coffee is the silent victim in my house. It gets mugged every day.”

“Stairs cannot be trusted. They’re always up to something.”

“I’m gluten-free. Against the grain. Pasta la vista, baby!”

anchorman laughing

“I used to go fishing with Skrillex, but he kept dropping the bass.”

“It’s hard to explain puns to a kleptomaniac, because they always take things literally.”

“The furniture store keeps calling me to come back, but all I wanted was one night stand.”

“So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!”

“I want to be cremated, as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.”


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