Father’s Day 2018: Best Dad Jokes

Father’s Day is approaching and as we all know, there’s nothing most dads love more than a good dad joke. From puns to wordplay to cultural references, dad jokes are clever, creative, and most importantly, funny.

Let’s celebrate Father’s Day by taking a look at some of the best dad jokes on Twitter!

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.#dadjokes

— Matt Fawcett (@Fawcett_Matt) June 11, 2018

Was going to go to the new restaurant in space. Heard their food is great, but there is no atmosphere. #dadjokes

— Mat Best (@MatBest11x) June 8, 2018

Guys HELP!!! #dadjokes pic.twitter.com/HLaGRGK1AA

— Autumn Carswell (@AutumnCarswell1) June 11, 2018

Did you hear what happened to the frog’s car……………………

It got Toad!!#DadJokes

— Willie Wonka (@WonkaMusick) June 6, 2018

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey as a kid

But then I turned myself around #dadjokes

— dads are here (@dads_are_here) June 12, 2018

https://twitter.com/AidenHatfield/status/1003924387177816067

he still thinks he’s funny #dadjokes pic.twitter.com/wYEq7aO03L

— sid (@sid_johnson18) June 9, 2018

What do you call Batman who skips church? Christian Bale #DadJokes

— Dad’s Shower Thoughts (@ThinkWithDad) June 12, 2018

The first French fries were not fried in France.

They were fried in Greece.#dadjokes

— Cory (@CoryRitter) June 6, 2018

https://twitter.com/SSWBAfan/status/1004633502413873157

Electricians and politicians are both interested in current events.#dadjokes

— Geocentric (Host of #NeoEng) (@gsilaswilson) June 12, 2018

My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man it could be worse, u could be stuck underground in a hole full of water" I know he means well #dadjokes

— Ralph Nelson Willett (@NorthernOvation) June 11, 2018

Why did my mom stop buying Velcro shoes?

It was a ripoff!#DadJokes

— Willie Wonka (@WonkaMusick) June 6, 2018

https://twitter.com/SSWBAfan/status/1006410646584373248

In honor of Father’s Day coming up, here’s a dad joke just for you.
“Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable” #dadjokes

— Grace AG (@GraceBelAir) June 11, 2018

I didn’t believe it when someone told me I was addicted to crossword puzzles, but all the clues were there. #DadJokes #Crossword

— Andy Imlay (@palsypositive) June 2, 2018

Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it!#DadJokes

— Mwarrin (@slyfx369) June 11, 2018

Do you find it odd that your wife bought so many waffles?

Me: Eh, I've seen Stranger Things.#Dadjokes #Parenting #StrangerThings pic.twitter.com/qkBhjBkLKb

— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) June 5, 2018

https://twitter.com/mrlxc/status/1003457372679835648

“My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction

So I packed my stuff and right.” #dadjokes

— Shiro (Blade of Marmora) (@PatienceYields) June 6, 2018