Fret no more about going down on your guy! Gift him 1000 hours of simulated oral pleasure while leaving your jaws available to sip Long Island Iced Teas and sing along to Taylor Swift songs — all thanks to the Autoblow 2!
This revolutionary male sex toy created by Brian Sloan, whom I’m guessing is a connoisseur of not getting real blow jobs, is nothing like the hand operated Fleshlight. The Autoblow 2 is the first electronic, hands free male masturbation device and comes with three interchangeable sleeves for, as Captain Save-A-Jaw describes them, the man on the smaller side, the average sized man and a lucky one.
“How does such a device work?” you’re wondering. Users plug the Autoblow 2 into an outlet, place the sleeve into the device’s “cavity,” put their member into the sleeve and select a one of three stroke speeds (disclaimer: the second and third speeds may detach the penis from the body).
Interested? Perfect, because the Autoblow 2 is available now for pre-order at $129! A steal from its regular retail price of $150.
Not quite sold on the 1500 solo experiences the Autoblow 2 has to offer? Watch Sloan describe his creation in the video below with a demonstration, including an internal view, of the product in action! If you’re mind is made up, watch the video anyway. It’s hilarious.
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The Autoblow 2 Looks Like It Will Rip Someone's Privates Off
