Mom may have warned you about wearing a helmet, but she didn’t warn you about this. Here is today’s lesson in “Things I Never Knew I Should Know”: Do not watch porn while riding on a scooter because you will severely injure your private square parts.
According to TomoNews, a man reportedly suffered serious injuries to his penis when he tried to watch porn during a ride on the back of a scooter taxi. The man known only by his last name, Yu, caught a lift from a scooter already carrying two passengers in China. He figured he had some time to kill and decided to amuse himself with some in-flight (or in-moped) entertainment on his phone. Porn, of course, was his go-to selection.
When the driver hit a bump, Mr. Yu fell to the ground. His penis took the brunt of the fall, possibly due to its…um…excited state at the time. They rushed to the hospital where doctors told him tissue in the penis being crushed, aka he broke it. *Cringe*
Had he been paying attention to the road and been holding on better, this probably could have been avoided. However, Mr. Yu blames the driver for his injury and is allegedly suing for about $65,000.
Just wait until you get home, guys.
[Story via TomoNews]
