Not everyone can cook—that’s just life. You’ll have someone serve you up burnt barbecue and call it “well-done” and, in good faith, you’ll attempt to stomach it. RIP your stomach, but at least you’re a good friend/family member/significant other.
Over the weekend, my friend, James, sent me a link of various horrifying food recipes people had put together and called it a “meal.” In my horror, I kept looking at websites with increasingly vomit-inducing food photos and videos (it was kind of like a train wreck—you don’t want to keep looking, but lo-and-behold, your eyes are glued to the monstrosity before you). Several horrible, horrible hours later, I’ve compiled the top ten list of most terrifying recipes ever compiled on this planet for your viewing…pleasure. In what circumstances is this entertainment?
I’m all for taking photos of your food (I’m half-Chinese—it’s just something you do), but dammit, you only take the PICTURE WHEN PRESENTATION IS PRIME.
I am not responsible if you cease eating for the rest of the day. By clicking on this article, you’ve clearly consented to appetite-annihilation.
Let me start you off easy…
Excuse me, I need to vomit.
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