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Graduation is right around the corner, and it’s okay to be sh*tting your pants. Maybe you won’t be walking across that stage with as many A’s B’s (let’s be realistic) as you wanted, but you’re walking nonetheless. Thankfully, a website has been created to answer your lazy girl prayers.
Appropriately called, “Impress My Parents,” this website sells graduation cords and stoles, so you can pretend you’re a super genius – even if your transcript says otherwise. What a time to be alive, huh? They’re even on sale rn FYI.
“Having graduation cords changed my life. And my relationship with my father,” said Sam T, according to the website. Yeah, until he sees your picture on this website. It’s only a matter of time, Sam T! But hey, if you’re $150,000 in debt and slacked off the last four years, maybe a little white lie isn’t the worst thing. Hard work is overrated, amirite?
TBH they’re pretty genius, though. Listen to this guy make you feel pretty damn good about yourself below:
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