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Tom Brady. You may know him as Gisele’s husband, the man behind #DeflateGate, and the only reason you can get through football season without your brain melting (or am I the only girl who just doesn’t get football?). Unfortunately, this hottie just got a haircut that looks like it belongs in the ’90s (think Shawn Hunter and Jonathan Taylor Thomas) – and we all know that wasn’t exactly peak time for fashion.
After a press conference Tuesday about something totally irrelevant, everyone was talking about Brady’s new ‘do (or don’t, depending on your personal opinion of the ’90s).
Of course, Twitter had a field day. Check out the best jokes and funniest comparisons on the internet below.
Barber: "What are we doing today?"
Brady: "You know Shawn Hunter, from Boy Meets…"
Barber: "Say no more fam" pic.twitter.com/oCB21CVLAO
— John Wild (@JNWild) August 30, 2016
Tom Brady got his hair cut like a 90's Power Ranger. pic.twitter.com/AAjgguuA4O
— p a b l o (@PabloGRadio) August 30, 2016
Barber: What do you want?
Brady: I'm gonna join a frat tomorrow
Barber: Say no more fam
pic.twitter.com/svyj5Vw7Aq— Fall Out Choi (@mattchewchoi) August 31, 2016
Bruh why Tom Brady's hair look like Dwight Schruteđź’€ pic.twitter.com/kFe4t5cUmc
— Cam'ron (@cammcash) August 31, 2016
Didn't know the @Patriots hired Gordon Bombay… I might have to start rooting for them #TomBrady #Hair #MightyDucks pic.twitter.com/dQzFUCE7rs
— Lauren’s Screams Into The Void (@LaurenKravec) August 30, 2016
https://twitter.com/TatergangORdie/status/771017223838261249?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
football days, ranked:
1. first sunday of the season
2. super bowl
3. whenever tom brady unveils a new haircut— Mina Kimes (@minakimes) August 30, 2016
Based on haircut, it appears Tom Brady will spend Sep. proving theorems as member of MIT's janitorial staff. pic.twitter.com/PGWzIJ6i0K
— John Tomase (@jtomase) August 30, 2016
Holy crap! Just realized that Tom #Brady was in "Home Improvement!"#Hair pic.twitter.com/lRTGAyt1cv
— Hammer and Nigel (@hammerandnigel) August 31, 2016
I personally think the Patriots QB looks ready for a turn on the first season of The Bachelor – kid would have done well. However, this is 2016, and that long on top, short on sides thing is having a moment, for better or worse.
