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Ah, the holidays. There’s nothing like reuniting with your loved ones after a while of separation, what with our busy schedules and hectic lifestyles. But it can be agreed that after a few days of Aunt Barbara invading your personal space and shaming you for your new ‘do, you just want her to leave and take all the family dysfunction with her. No one can call us out on a personal level quite like our family, and if they can dish it, they better be prepared to take it. There’s nowhere quite like the dinner table to air out dirty laundry.
Tis’ the season to these 10 Thanksgiving Twitter clapbacks, J.K. Rowling approved. You might have to sit back for these.
1. When your dietary choices are questioned.
https://twitter.com/NoHoesShady/status/928752615508402176
2. If you’re being body-shamed.
https://twitter.com/TianaLovely87/status/928287031653908481
3. When your fam just doesn’t understand your phone separation anxiety condition.
Aunt: “Why you always on your phone ?”
Me: “Why your daughter always on her knees?” #ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/JYf4ah9Jb9— spooky g (@xxvvcv) November 15, 2017
4. Re-evaluate your own life before you drag mine.
https://twitter.com/Cole_World107/status/928322019065778177
5. Take a seat cuz.
https://twitter.com/NoHoesShady/status/927717391328571392
6. When you really can’t stand anyone’s cooking but your mother’s.
Older cousin: Damn what did you use to dry those dishes?
Me: Your cornbread.#ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/1oGdGT1kaT
— Nia🇬🇭✨ (@_nadzzz__) November 10, 2017
7. When your aunt’s relationship was shorter than 72 days.
Aunt: You know tattoos are a life time commitment.
Me: but your marriage wasn’t.
#ThanksgivingClapBack pic.twitter.com/NacQuFb3lD
— MK (@mifinesse) November 8, 2017
8. When someone dares to analyze your sexuality.
Uncle: so you like girls now huh, it's just a phase
Me: your damn marriage was a phase #ThanksgivingClapback pic.twitter.com/W4eJoOxCdp
— depresso espresso (@sk8r_chixk) November 16, 2017
9. If someone’s shaming your shopping habits.
Aunt: It’s funny how you can afford that iPhone X and still need financial aid
Me: It’s funny how nobody’s touching your mac n cheese pic.twitter.com/C4vzvnpqL1
— 𝐁𝐃𝐋✨ (@ThizBrandon) November 13, 2017
10. If you’re being judged for your youthful choices.
https://twitter.com/Ben25433952/status/928226745463042049