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COLLEGECANDY Writer

Chelsea Donohue

I drink a lot of coffee. A LOT. And love animated movies a lot. A LOT. I'm also interested in books, TV, movies, and whatever project any current or former Saturday Night Live cast member might be working on (here's looking at you, Andy Samberg). Questions I often ask myself: "How many romantic comedy references is too many?" and "Are five puns excessive for one sentence?"
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Aug 15, 2014

Have the Best Semester Ever If You Set These 7 Goals

Kind of like a New Years Resolution list for a new semester, a back-to-school goal list can help you feel accomplished and satisfied with your academics and social life during these your four years of college.

Jul 18, 2014

The Best Non-Required Reading of the Summer

"Books are the ultimate Dumpees; put them down and they'll wait for you forever, pay attention to them and they always love you back."

Jun 14, 2014

The 11 Best Dads in TV History

Danny Tanner did, after all, raise the Olsen twins.

Jan 16, 2014

The 17 Funniest Celebrities on Twitter That You Should Follow NOW

Mindy Kaling once described Twitter as "the most amazing medium for a comedy writer." And with the number of Twitter jokes I see on my feed on a daily basis, I'd say she's right.

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Nov 11, 2013

30 Adorable Handmade Scarves and Mittens We’re Loving From Etsy

If you haven't heard of Etsy, then welcome to one of the most wonderful websites on the world wide web.

5 Rom-Coms That Don’t Actually Suck

They are uplifting, usually feature a good number of good-looking male actors, and allow us to project all of our false boyfriend expectations onto a fictional character (hi, Noah from The Notebook).

Oct 23, 2013

Reese Witherspoon Speaks Out on Her Arrest…Doesn’t Make Much Sense

See what rumor she spread about herself in order to get her husband off the hook!

May 2, 2013

Dress Up For Derby Day with These Outfit Inspirations!

Whether you're going full-blown Derby chic, or just dressing for a casual day at the track, we've got the look for you!

May 2, 2013

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May 2, 2013

New TV Show Has Two Men Critique Women’s Bodies. That’s It.

Girls silently taking off their clothes, standing under a light, and having men critique their bodies while they stand there and say nothing. I don't know about anyone else, but to me this sounds like the start to a horror movie. A terrible horror movie. But nope, this is a real-life TV show.

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Apr 29, 2013

Easy and Healthy Recipes That Even YOU Can Make

Warning: these pictures may make you very hungry.

Apr 29, 2013

Here’s The Weird Sh*t Celebrities Ask for In Their Dressing Rooms

In the world of celebs, these lists of requests are called riders and are given to the venue that will host the star prior to his/her arrival. So who has the craziest and most ridiculous of set of demands?

Apr 26, 2013

The Most Delicious Sliders You Can Make With Wheat Thins

I think it's safe to say that Wheat Thins are one of the best foods that have ever been invented. They're a healthier option for late-night snacking than chips, and definitely taste better than just plain, boring crackers.

Apr 25, 2013

Bikini Season Is Bullsh*t

Bathing suit season: three words that can either bring you great joy or extreme dread. This time of year, the "prep time," for bathing suit season (as some people call it) is full of articles on how to get that bikini bod and look your best at the beach.

Apr 25, 2013

Is Beyonce Pregnant With Baby #2?

"She has been trying to get pregnant for the past year or so, but it’s just not happening. Plus, publicity was a nightmare with the last baby. She was completely stressed out about baby bumps and weight and photos and clothes and rumors, and she really doesn’t want to go through that again!"

Apr 22, 2013

15 WTF Pregnancy Photos From Stars and People Just Like Us

I have a ton of respect for pregnant women. I mean, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for the strength and love of my mom! But in the case of pregnancy pictures, sometimes we just have to laugh.

Apr 18, 2013

Tanning Mom Poses for a Graphic Nude Photo Shoot and Sends The Pics to TMZ

At least she's using the sun as a natural tanner now...?

Apr 18, 2013

6 Things I Would Do With Amanda Bynes If We Were Friends

Being a fan of Amanda's since her Nickelodeon days on The Amanda Show and All That, I'd obviously want to share a day of funtivities with the girl. But what would we do? All things Amanda, of course.

Apr 18, 2013

Sorority Girl’s Raging Email Instills the Fear of God in UMD Delta Gammas

The reason for the angry email? Apparently, the chapter's participation in Greek Week and their events with the fraternity Sigma Nu have not been up to par. And for that, the sisters will pay, according to the email that is.

Apr 15, 2013

Celebrate National Stress Awareness Month with a Relaxation Kit from AXE [Giveaway]

In order to help us out during this stressful month, AXE is giving away a "Relaxation Kit" full of important things to help us de-stress.

Apr 15, 2013

Why Was Clint Eastwood at Coachella? [Photos]

Frankly, I still expect him to be sitting on his porch yelling at passers-by Gran Torino-style. For some reason, even though I know that he's only acting in that movie, I still feel like that's his life. In order to understand just why Clint would want to spend his time at Coachella, I've come up with some hypotheses.

Apr 15, 2013

The “Hunger Games: Catching Fire” Trailer Is Here (And We’ve Got It)

The trailer makes the new movie look pretty intense. As you know if you read the books, Katniss and Peeta have to go on a tour of the districts after winning the Hunger Games as a pair.

Apr 12, 2013

Forget Slut Shaming, Is Virgin-Shaming a Thing Now?

A girl is supposed to be able to have relationships and partners, but not too many. She's supposed to be pure, but not overly pure.

Apr 11, 2013

The 10 Laugh-Til-You-Cry Funniest Videos on YouTube

Watching funny YouTube videos has become a daily activity for most people, including myself. I love catching up on those Google Chrome commercials that mess with my emotions ridiculously and yet restore my faith in humanity at the same time. I'm also a sucker for a good goat video.

Apr 11, 2013

The White House Addresses Jay-Z’s New Rap, Because Obvi It’s Official Biz

The song was a response to the controversy involving his recent trip to Cuba with wife Beyoncé, and also features the lyric, "Obama said 'Chill, you're going to get me impeached'/ You don't need this shit anyway, chill with me on the beach."

Apr 11, 2013

The 7 Most Atrocious Failed Reality TV Shows

Merriam-Webster defines "Reality TV" as television programming that features videos of actual occurrences (as a police chase, stunt, or natural disaster). The truth is, reality TV, while rarely depicting natural disasters, is often a disaster in itself.

Apr 8, 2013

The 5 WORST Reasons to Reject a Guy

Being picky about a guy is a universal right for girls. But there are certain things that we can afford to overlook, like what he wears.

Apr 6, 2013

The 7 Best Celebrity Meltdowns of All-Time

They do say that "misery loves company," so when I'm having a bad day, I guess it's just nice to see that a glamorous A-lister loses it sometimes too.

Apr 5, 2013

21 Things Everyone Should Do Before They Turn 21

Being young is something that shouldn't be taken for granted. We've heard that thousands of times from everyone: our relatives, TV, and even Jay-Z in his 2010 remake of the awesome song that is "Forever Young" by Alphaville.

Apr 5, 2013

15 Things I’d Ask Ryan Lochte If I Met Him

4. What the hell does "Don't duplicate, just recipitate" mean?

Apr 4, 2013

9 Conversation Tips to Attract a Guy

We've all been there. We're finally talking to that guy we've thought is cute and then we realize that we have absolutely no idea what to say. Even though we're all strong, intelligent women who like to think we can make conversation easily, awkwardness often seeps in when matters of the heart are at hand.

Apr 4, 2013

Kid President Goes to the White House to Meet Obama [Video]

Kid President gives speeches like a pro, inspiring all who watch and inducing quite a lot of awwws. Watch this adorable video to see President Obama giving a tour of the White House to Kid President, even letting him sit at his desk in the Oval Office.

Apr 2, 2013

5 Unexpected Things to Consider When Deciding Where to Go to College

College decision letters are rolling in for high school seniors, and the time to choose where you're headed for the next chapter of your life is fast approaching. If you're still on the fence about which school you'll be attending, you're not alone.

Apr 1, 2013

4 Unbelievable College Pranks that Really Happened

Everyone needs a little bit of pranking in their college experience. Though it's usually more fun to be the pranker, not the pranked, the idea of having someone put so much time into playing a joke on you is pretty hilarious.

Apr 1, 2013

Cory Monteith Heads to Rehab

Cory Monteith, everyone's first favorite heartthrob on Glee, is going to rehab for the second time for substance abuse.

Mar 30, 2013

This “Game of Thrones” Site Brushes You Up On Seasons 1-2 With An Awesome Interactive Map

This helpful website, Game of Thrones: The King's Roadmap- An Interactive Journey Through Seasons 1,2, and 3 allows you to get familiar with the different places and stories that have been integral parts of the plot.

Mar 29, 2013

The Indian Lake Project is Our Favorite Conspiracy Theory [WTF Friday]

This blog, the Indian Lake Project, is both completely creepy and completely awesome. The main point of the blog is to give out information on a box found by a man named John's uncle in 1997.