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Apr 11, 2014

What Your Going Out Bag Says About You, You QT Pie

Today we will speculate: what do our going out bags say about us? Are you a Queen Bee or Minimalist? A Fashionista or a Free Spirit? Find out.

Apr 11, 2014

The 25 Best Wreck This Journal Pages

It's the kind of beautiful destruction that is productive.

Sorority Suspended For Making Bros Eat Dog Treats And Wear Panties

UConn suspended the Delta Zeta sorority after they "forced men to drink booze, eat dog treats, paint their bodies, wear women's underwear and take alcohol shots off each other's bodies."

Apr 10, 2014

The 25 Best Tweets From #ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin

If someone has ever tried to run game on you, if your crush just won't stop frontin', if you long for a future where you and your boo could watch Netflix and snuggle without drama, then #ThisCouldBeUsButYouPlayin is the hashtag for you.

Apr 10, 2014

7 Super Easy Mason Jar Recipes You Can Take With You

Mason jars are the lord's way of saying cooking and portability should also be super cute.

Apr 10, 2014

Apr 10, 2014

Amanda Bynes Was Never Schizophrenic, She Just Smoked A Ton Of Weed?

"Amanda has no mental illness whatsoever. She has never been diagnosed as schizophrenic or bipolar." Lynn adds that Amanda is "very sorry for all the hurtful tweets, statements and actions that occurred while she was under the influence of marijuana."

Apr 10, 2014

Study Says Women Want To Be Skinny, Men Want Women To Be Curvy

Women preferred skinny, boyish figures "like Emma Watson" while men preferred women to have curvy figures like that of Kim Kardashian.

Apr 9, 2014

What Happens After You Graduate College And Get A Job?

How do we politely ask for more out of ourselves and life without feeling a bit greedy?

Apr 9, 2014

15 Terrifying Things Pinterest Wants You To Do To Your Hotdogs

I do not want my food to have an "expression" especially one that implies it is terrified because I just murdered it and its entire family.

Apr 9, 2014

Here's Why Millennials Should Be Watching Broad City

Ilana says to Abbi, "I must be craving pink dick," when she has only been hitting up White guys on Facebook.

Apr 9, 2014

Photos From Japan's Annual Penis Festival Will Make You Laugh-Cry

This is like every bachelorette party I've ever been to.

Apr 8, 2014

Beyoncé Wants Us All To Be Sexy Feminist CEOs

"The old lessons of submissiveness and fragility made us victims. Women are so much more than that. You can be a businesswoman, a mother, an artist, and a feminist—whatever you want to be—and still be a sexual being."

Apr 8, 2014

8 Teen Movie Stars We Thought Would Be Huge But Weren't

We were pretty sure these teen stars who were everywhere would be massive stars today but they're not . . . and it's kind of a bummer.

Apr 8, 2014

UConn Students Destroy Their Own Campus After Winning NCAA Finals

After UConn beat Kentucky  60-54 in the NCAA final both schools began to riot. Furious Kentucky fans began to burn...