Candy Dish: Yeah, It’s THAT Bad
• Biggest Photoshop fail I’ve ever seen
• Who rocked the leather leggings harder?
• 8 tips to catch his attention
• When did Avril Lavigne get a makeover??
• Garnet and Black launches their NEW ISSUE
• Every part of this fight screams trashy
• What are your fashion lifesavers?
Candy Dish: Dr. Conrad Murray Keeps Talking…
• What sorts of crazy is MJ’s doctor spewing now!?
• Donald Trump defends cheating bastards.
• 8 signs he’s a keeper.
• Brody Jenner chose her over me?! Waaaah (Snooki voice)
• 10 perfect black bags under $100
• Tiger Woods is committed to his marriage. For real this time.

Candy Dish: More Drama From The Bachelor
• Was Jake really looking for love?
• Is Avril Lavigne back with her ex?
• Scrubs is over. In case you were still watching it.
• Hate running? Get fit walking!
• Jesse and Sandra – a look inside their relationship.
• Would you rock lavender hair?
The Weekly Ten: Why Canada Deserves the Silver
Yesterday, after going through the multiple heart attacks during the USA/Canada gold medal hockey game (that the USA took into overtime in the last 24 seconds of the game!!), I began to think of all the ways that America is far superior to our upstairs neighbor. You know, since we proved that hockey wasn’t one of them. And I was bitter. And angry. And inhaling a tube of cookie dough tocool down….
Candy Dish: Avril’s Got a New Boyfriend
• And it’s Lilo’s sloppy seconds. Though, who isn’t?
• Tread lightly, Ryan Seacrest.
• Will John McCain fight back against Sarah Palin?
• Speaking of Sarah, get the rundown of her interview with Oprah.
• 5 reasons kissing is good for you!
• Wrong goal. Adorable video.
Candy Dish: Meet Katherine Heigl’s New Baby
• I don’t love Heigl, but I’m lovin’ that child.
• Would you ever want to dress like Avril Lavigne?
• Lindsay Lohan throws a hissy fit at Fashion Week.
• Why doesn’t this gum exist now?!
• How to wear florals in the fall.
• What does Beyonce have to say about the Kanye sitch?
Candy Dish: Jason Bateman Was a Badboy
• And we only love him more for it.
• Would you let Avril Lavigne dress your children?
• The future of the Jonas Brothers.
• Holly Montag – almost as awful as her sis?
• OMG, Lady Gaga is getting even weirder.
• 10 intimate sex tips from a man.

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