Candy Dish: Yeah, It’s THAT Bad

Biggest Photoshop fail I’ve ever seen

Who rocked the leather leggings harder?

8 tips to catch his attention

When did Avril Lavigne get a makeover??

Garnet and Black launches their NEW ISSUE, kar

Every part of this fight screams trashy

What are your fashion lifesavers?

Her ego must be outta control

I love when people make fun of the Kardashians

Now she LOVES her nude photos


Candy Dish: Dr. Conrad Murray Keeps Talking…

What sorts of crazy is MJ’s doctor spewing now!?

Donald Trump defends cheating bastards.

8 signs he’s a keeper.

Brody Jenner chose her over me?! Waaaah (Snooki voice)

10 perfect black bags under $100

Tiger Woods is committed to his marriage. For real this time.


Candy Dish: More Drama From The Bachelor

Was Jake really looking for love?

Is Avril Lavigne back with her ex?

Scrubs is over. In case you were still watching it.

Hate running? Get fit walking!

Jesse and Sandra – a look inside their relationship.

Would you rock lavender hair?


The Weekly Ten: Why Canada Deserves the Silver

Every week, I provide you with a list. No, not a grocery list, to-do list or even a bucket list like our friends over at “The Buried Life.” It’s simply a list of ten things that are relevant, whether it’s to my life (like living with dudes), your life (packing on the poundage), or something that the media just won’t shut up about (COUGH Tiger Woods COUGH).

Yesterday, after going through the multiple heart attacks during the USA/Canada gold medal hockey game (that the USA took into overtime in the last 24 seconds of the game!!), I began to think of all the ways that America is far superior to our upstairs neighbor. You know, since we proved that hockey wasn’t one of them. And I was bitter. And angry. And inhaling a tube of cookie dough to cool down….

Okay Canada, you may have taken the gold in hockey, have national healthcare, legal drinking at 18 and some pretty awesome strip clubs night clubs. Now let me just give you ten golden reason why America is much, much better than our hat. Read More »


Candy Dish: Avril’s Got a New Boyfriend

And it’s Lilo’s sloppy seconds. Though, who isn’t?

Tread lightly, Ryan Seacrest.

Will John McCain fight back against Sarah Palin?

Speaking of Sarah, get the rundown of her interview with Oprah.

5 reasons kissing is good for you!

Wrong goal. Adorable video.


Candy Dish: Meet Katherine Heigl’s New Baby

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I don’t love Heigl, but I’m lovin’ that child.

Would you ever want to dress like Avril Lavigne?

Lindsay Lohan throws a hissy fit at Fashion Week.

Why doesn’t this gum exist now?!

How to wear florals in the fall.

What does Beyonce have to say about the Kanye sitch?


Candy Dish: Jason Bateman Was a Badboy

Jason_BatemanAnd we only love him more for it.

Would you let Avril Lavigne dress your children?

The future of the Jonas Brothers.

Holly Montag – almost as awful as her sis?

OMG, Lady Gaga is getting even weirder.

10 intimate sex tips from a man.


I Love You, Band (But Stop Being So Annoying)

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Dear (See Below) Bands,

I love your music. Love, love, love. But can you maybe try to be a little less annoying? It makes it so hard to defend you when I tell my friends about my favorite artists. Actually, it makes it hard to admit to anyone that you happen to be one of them.  And I want to make them like you, really, I do. But like that friend who has a minor character flaw that now pisses you off enough that you really can’t see the good in her anymore,  I’m finding it difficult to enjoy your music knowing how annoying you are.

Here are some heart-to-heart tips from your loving (secret) admirer to be a little less annoying and a little more rock and roll.

Fall Out Boy

You always have a spot in my 6-CD player in my car. Sugar, you’ll never go down on the playlist for me if you continue to make some of the sweetest pop punk music out there. But please, Pete Wentz, I’m begging you – cut your hair, lay off the eyeliner and put on a damn shirt when you are on a magazine cover. You need to settle down – you play bass. And, um, you have a kid?

Also, Patrick, can you please enunciate your song lyrics so I can actually sing along and not just randomly open my mouth while humming the tune to look like I know what I’m singing? And what’s up with the weird syntax and bizzare punctuation in the song titles? Thnks Fr Th Confusn. I mean, e.e. Cummings was a legit poet, while you’re just… an antithesis of all semblance of reason. And grammar. My English teacher highly disapproves. Read More »


Candy Dish: Happy National Puppy Day!

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Puppies! Enjoy.

Mmmm March Madness.

Robin Williams is doin’ A-OK.

Myth or fact: you can repair split ends.

Make a 25 before 25 list!

Zac Efron out of Footloose?

Obama to speak at Notre Dame commencement!

Cure for the dreaded bikini wax?!

LC’s love life heats up.

Would you wanna smell like Avril?

Flava Flav is 50?!


The Worst Female Role Models: The Start of a Long List

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FORGET THESE TRASHY LADIES! CHECK OUT 6 REALITY STARS THAT DESERVE TIME IN THE SPOTLIGHT!

Not that I have a real say in the matter, but I’m not a fan of females who take advantage of their positions of power, influence, and/or fame.  Too many young girls are watching.  Too many women trust in the media for a sound representation of what they should be doing, wearing, feeling, and looking like.

On the topic of molding minds, Hollywood women have masses of ‘regular’ women at their fingertips, which is gross and unnecessary, but true.  I’m not saying women in the limelight need to change their behavior.  But those “masses of ‘regular’ women” should be aware of some of the worst role models out there right now.  In no particular order: Read More »