Who Is Jamie Lynn Spears’ Mystery Fiance?

Can’t help but feel weirded out that a 21-year-old is engaged to a thirty-year-old and that he started dating her when she was around seventeen/eighteen.

Candy Dish: Hungry For The Hunger Games

• The new Hunger Games trailer has us freaking out
• 10 things to know about Lindsay Lohan’s possible new boy toy, Henry Hopper. He kinda looks like Sam Ronson, no?
• Here are some ways to remove that pesky glitter nail polish we love so much

Candy Dish: The Spears Girls Can’t Hold a Man

• Jamie Lynn Spears is officially a single mom.
• The Emmy Nominations are out! Go, 30 Rock!
• Wanna find a boyfriend? Try these tips…
• Bethenny Frankel’s getting her own show!
• Watch out, ladies. Amy Winehouse is back on the market!
• In case you, too, want the strongest vajayjay.

Celebretard Showdown: Ashlee Simpson vs. Jamie Lynn Spears

Those of us who have little sisters know how annoying they can be (haha, love you Chloe!). Those of us who are humans who participate in society know how annoying famous little sisters can be. The most annoying of these are probably Ashlee Simpson (okay, the older sister is just as annoying…if not more so) and Jamie Lynn Spears (well…ditto).

Candy Dish: Adam Lambert Surprises No One

• Seriously, why do we care who he makes out with?
• Is Lindsay Lohan engaged?
• 10 reasons to ditch the BF for the GFs.
• Jamie Lynn Spears parties it up…sans baby.
• Paint your dorm room and get away with it!
• This girl makes us all look dumb. And she’s 2.

Candy Dish: Sucks to be Lindsay Lohan

Not a good day to be a Lohan. Or a Simpson, now that we think about it…

Candy Dish: How Is There Still Chris Brown News?

Did a text message from Chris Brown’s manager set off the infamous fight?
Oops, someone o…

The Top Pop Culture Moments of 2008

To say 2008 was uneventful would be like saying Heidi and and Spencer’s wedding was actually spo…

Bristol and Levi Pimp Their New Baby

So, the other infamous teen mother of 2008 – AKA not Jamie Lynn Spears – finally gav…

Bristol Palin’s Baby Grandma Arrested

Remember Bristol Palin, the most popular unwed mama-to-be since Jamie Lynn Spears? We haven&#…

Before You Vote: Vote on the Truth, Not on your Truthiness.

While I may be one of the only people still undecided for the upcoming election, I came across som…

It’s On: Levi Johnston Vs. Casey Aldridge

Welcome to the Baby Daddy War.
One is a super strong, sexy hockey hero; the other is just a hot, hom…

How Not to Be an Idiot Like Jamie Lynn Spears

Yesterday we brought you the severely alarming news that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears is rumo…

Candy Dish: Why Is Kim Kardashian Famous?

Kim Kardashian addresses life’s biggest issues….on video.
Splenda may kill you…

Jamie Lynn Spears (Accidentally) Dabbles in Porn

Like any new daddy, Casey Aldridge, baby daddy of Jamie Lynn Spears, took some pictures of his ne…

Candy Dish: Nothing Says Class Like Cheating and Cowboy Boots

Apparently, Jamie Lynn Spears’s babydaddy like’s em bleached and in cowboy boot…