• Joseph Gordon-Levitt sings R.Kelly’s “Ignition” And I Am Speechless [Video]

    Joseph Gordon-Levitt sings R.Kelly’s “Ignition” And I Am Speechless [Video]

    Don’t get me wrong — Joseph is a beautiful man, but every time I look at him, I am only reminded of Tommy in 3rd Rock from the Sun and frankly, this song and Tommy don’t really go together…

  • We Need A New National Anthem, One With Toot-Toots And Beep-Beeps [Candy Dish]

    We Need A New National Anthem, One With Toot-Toots And Beep-Beeps [Candy Dish]

    Please sign this petition to make R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix) the new National Anthem.

  • The 50 Most Popular Men on the Web (According to Google) 2010

    The 50 Most Popular Men on the Web (According to Google) 2010

    How many times a week a day do you Google yourself? An embarrassing amount, right? Almost as embarrassing as the amount of time I spend diagnosing myself with fatal diseases on WebMD. But when we’re not googling our own name and Facebook stalking our frenemies, we’re googling (and ogling) guys. Like, a lot.

  • Celebrities That Deserve a Cameo More Than Mel Gibson

    Celebrities That Deserve a Cameo More Than Mel Gibson

    I was so excited for the Hangover 2 to come out next year. So excited. Like already have my tickets, waiting in line starting now excited. And then news broke that a certain celebrity was going to be making a cameo in the sequel, much like Mike Tyson did in the original. Except this celebrity isn’t a boxing legend with a drug problem. It’s a middle-aged white guy with rage issues. Mel Gibson.

  • Candy Dish: Rihanna Gets Inked

    Candy Dish: Rihanna Gets Inked

    • Is it just me or is something wrong with Rihanna’s new tat?
    • Get ready for Lilo, India!
    • Which college towns are the smartest?
    • Gatorade dumps Tiger Woods.
    • R. Kelly wants to be understood, dammit.
    • Book teaches how to date men. Does it work?

  • Candy Dish: Oh God, Paris Has Another Song

    Candy Dish: Oh God, Paris Has Another Song

    • Do I even have to ask what you think?
    • Hey, LiLo – put on a bra!
    • American Idol is really scraping for some judges.
    • Brad Pitt likes the pot.
    • Brett Favre really needs to make up his damn mind.
    • Can Keri Hilson save R. Kelly’s career?

  • The Trials and Tribulations of R. Kelly

    The Trials and Tribulations of R. Kelly

    Hey, remember Trapped in the Closet? You know, R. Kelly’s AMAZING twenty-three part R&B so

  • After A Year, She Just Owes You Rent

    After A Year, She Just Owes You Rent

    So in the land of the rising sun, a woman was trapped in the closet. Oddly like R. Kelly. Since she w…

  • R. Kelly Sings, But Never Faces The Music

    R. Kelly Sings, But Never Faces The Music

    R. Kelly.
    Judging by his recent foray into rap musical sagas, one can only imagine that the guy ei…

  • WTF?!? Moments in VMA History

    WTF?!? Moments in VMA History

    The momentous MTV Video Music Awards are on the horizon, and even though they haven’t bee…

  • Music’s 11 Most Embarrassing Dads

    Music’s 11 Most Embarrassing Dads

    Ah, yes Father’s Day… a time to give praise to the first man in your life. So in celeb…

  • The Top 20 Most Embarrassing Pop Star Video Moments

    The Top 20 Most Embarrassing Pop Star Video Moments

    Whenever a celebrity, and more specifically, a pop star, is caught on camera doing something st…

  • Poetic License to Suck: Very Bad Lyrics

    Poetic License to Suck: Very Bad Lyrics

    I listen to a lot of music. A lot of music. I’m sort of a music whore, downloading new stuff all the t…