Just when you thought all that Kardashian hoopla was over, things take another turn arguably for the worst. Oldest sibling Kourtney has announced that she and baby daddy Scott Disick are expecting their second child! Whilst most people don’t love baby Mason like I do (hello, he’s the most well dressed baby to date! Take that Suri!), the idea of another Kardashian and another Disick on this earth makes even the bravest [wo]men sigh in irritation.

Well turn that frown upside down. We here at CC have reason to believe Disick isn’t the dad!  Who are our sources, you ask? Mind your own business, we answer.

So before the next K-alliteration name is introduced and live-birth episode airs, let’s play a little game I will call “Scott Isn’t The Dad.”

Extremely inapropriate and rude? Maybe. But that’s never stopped me before. Below are 10 possible fathers of the next addition in the Kardashian Kingdom. Oh no, now I’m doing it too. Read More »

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25 Things you never wanted to know about Scott Disick

Amazing movie poster mash ups

Raccoon is code word for Scientology, y’all

How to make chemistry happen

Scene stereotypes get broken down

How to wear long sleeve shirts as skirts

Samantha Ronson is smirky in her mug shot

So, like, Americans are going absolutely crazy. Not only are we following Suri’s fashion tips (pacifiers are soooo in right now), but we’re idolizing mentally unstable celebrities. Not just, like, following them on Twitter, but, like, nominating them as presidential candidates. A recent poll among independents showed that Americans would vote for Charlie Sheen over Sarah Palin. While we totally agree that our gal pal Sarah is not a suitable candidate for president, we can’t hide the fact that Charlie Sheen is a more insane choice.

Why was he even an option?
What is wrong with people?
Political polls are now allowing these kinds of responses!?

Well if that’s the case, if we can start nominating ANYONE for president, regardless of experience, let’s go with these 10 celebrities instead: Read More »

Okay, so I don’t know if you ladies have heard the news, but apparently Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are actually dating, which really just makes my skin crawl. I mean the girl is legitimately half his age. It’s weird and it’s creepy. And since I am forever grateful that Scarlett let go of Ryan Reynolds so we could some day find each other and be together, I felt it my duty to at least point that out.

But in the process, their creepy crawly relationship got me thinking about all of the other creepy celebrity couples I’ve encountered over the years. And, well, there were actually quite a few of them. Ugh, my stomach is churning. Read More »

Move over, Patti. There's a new matchmaker in town.

We all know that relationships don’t last long in Hollywood.  Could it be because celebrities are completely blind to their perfect matches?  You can’t let things like addictions and insane exes get in your way of true love, guys!

Here at College Candy, we’ve scoured the internet, read through all the tabloids, and racked our brains for the most perfect star-studded couples.  Using a highly-scientific method, we’ve taken various criteria into account – hot-mess status, history of violence, etc.- and calculated the most compatible romantic matches.  Take a look at who’s no longer on the market! Read More »

A lot of stuff happened this week, and thankfully, none of it involved cheating! I know, I couldn’t believe it either! But there are lots of babies on the way, so hold tight. I guess Hollywood’s finest has to procreate in order to keep this dangerous cycle of hot mess going.

Crucial:

1. Celine Dion and husband Rene Angelil are expecting twins! The couple already has a son together, Rene-Charles, and have been trying for some time to get pregnant again. Celine reportedly went through multiple failed in vitro attempts and a miscarriage, so having twins is a blessing. Congrats!

2. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon may be expecting. While pregnancy rumors with these two have been flying around for months, they might actually be true this time! Mariah’s been sporting a bump recently, and hubby Nick tweeted this week, “If & when my wife is ready to make ANY announcements about private matters she will do it personally. Thanks for being respectful GodBless.” If true, get ready for a new child star!

3. Glee’s own Sue Sylvester, Jane Lynch in real life, got married to partner Dr. Laura Embry this week in Massachusetts! The two live in California where gay marriage has not been legalized so they had a small, intimate ceremony in MA. Awesome! Read More »

Does it bother anyone else that whenever any celebrity has obtained a sense of stardom and/or a relationship, they feel the sudden urge to become a published author (with their own signature clothing line/scent)?  An author who gives their oh-so-valuable advice to the general public?  It was bad enough when Jennifer Love Hewitt decided to write her own book as if she was some kind of cupid messenger,   but now the Kardashian sisters are jumping on the bandwagon?

As embarrassing as this is to admit (but I have to in order to prove my point), I watch the show. I read the tabloids. I know these girls, so the thought of taking their advice in my personal life shakes me to the core. Combined, these three women have made a sex tape, married a boyfriend in a time span of a couple months, and birthed a child from the biggest douche-lord on the planet. Do you really want to take relationship advice from these chicas?!

I can see it now, “Chapter One: Sex Tapes 101 and Other Ways to Get Famous.“

I have no idea what sort of sound advice these women can give (besides tips on keeping your hair luxurious and shiny/making 12 pounds of eye makeup look super sultry) but I think I can predict what the outline of this book will look like: Read More »

At least according to People magazine.

A new job for Tiger Woods?

Is Kevin Jonas getting married this weekend?

Chris Henry’s untimely death is all sorts of messed up.

So that’s how Victoria Beckham stays so trim.

Bring on the Kardashian baby-daddy drama!

Kourtney Kardashian has a boy!

Is Russell Brand putting a ring on it?

Lindsay Lohan didn’t save any children.

Taylor Swift is generous.

Let’s talk good fats.

Looks like I’ll be buying a lot more Armani now…

I’m sorry, did I miss something? Are these men actually attractive?

In most cases I would say the only reason that women date rich, ugly celebs is for their money, however, the women who date them have money.

When you’re a rich man from “The Lucky Sperm Club”; born into wealth, fed caviar from platinum baby spoons and vacation in The Hamptons only to return to your opulent, unnecessarily extravagant, fully-staffed mansion, you’re also a man who is getting laid (frequently) by babes.

It seems that a “dating hierarchy” comes with gobs of money. The bottom position has a minimum of 500,000 grand a year. Minimum. Looks, PERSONALITY, INTELLIGENCE, and chemistry are completely null and void. If you’re a dude who comes from wealth, even more so if you’re “famous” (or if your parents were), Status, society, inheritance, bloodlines, and Rolls Royces are what guarantees you a date. Love is measured in gold, last names, thick wallets and RSVP’s. Read More »