“Slow Your Roll, Kanye!” [Candy Dish]

Bruce Jenner isn’t excited about Kim and Kanye

ABC News gets some major details on Zooey Deschannel’s divorce incorrect

We love this DIY necklace idea

Scarlett Johansson discusses her nude photos

Sabrina the Teenage Witch is coming to the big screen!

Nearly 1 in 5 teens suffer from this…

See inside Ron Swanson’s wood shop

Wanna see some antique sex toys?

We’ve got 13 secrets for you!

Kate Middleton’s burlesque dancer cousin gets a TV show


Candy Dish: Love That Sassy Fassy

Why you need to be obsessed with Michael Fassbender

More reasons to loathe Tucker Max

Which daytime soap is moving to primetime?

Pulling off the rhinestone nails look

Getting over a fear of cuddling

Defending the manic pixie dream girl

First the ladies, now the Disney princes get cover treatment

Taking care of business

We need ALL the things


Candy Dish: Fiddler on the Roof

This sexperiment involves a pastor and a roof.

Bruno Mars coke possession charges are to be dropped. 

Robert Pattinson and his thong.

New picture of Daniel Craig in the new James Bond movie.

You know you want Zooey Deschanel’s manicure.

Why men are obsessed with breasts.

Should you play hard to get?

7 lies for the perfect weekend.


Best of Celebrities’ Golden Globes Tweets and TwitPics

Did you watch the Golden Globes last night? I did, and it really made me wish that I was a celebrity. A bunch of really beautiful people got together in gorgeous evening wear, drank champagne and gave out shiny little statues. Sounds great, right? Luckily the celebs had their phones out and were tweeting the night away!

Click through the gallery to check out some of the best celebrity tweets and twitpics from the show. Maybe if I think hard enough, I can imagine that it was me sitting at that table next to Zooey Deschanel… Read More »


Zooey Deschanel is Surprisingly Thrifty

I’m a professional blog editor. I define the word thrifty on a daily basis. In fact, some days  I think I confuse thrifty with cheap…and occasionally even homeless-esque.  So I’m always shocked to find people who are living even more within a modest budget than me. Especially when that person is an A-list celebrity.

Yesterday Zooey Deschanel’s lawyer released her income and expense declaration. Not only did we find out she has three million dollars  just sitting around the bank, but she’s barely spending any of her $95,000 monthly income. She claims to only to spend $500 on eating out each month. Isn’t that like the cost of one dinner in LA? Oh and I should mention she donates money to charity on a regular basis.

Does this make Zooey my new favorite celebrity? Annoying voice, exaggerated quirks, and a weirdly spelled name aside, I think it does.


Emo Brangelina Want to Know What You’re Doing New Year’s Eve [VIDEO]

Is it safe to say most of us saw 500 Days of Summer? That self-indulgent, why-am-I-even-watching-this?, aww-he’s-so-whipped, just-love-him-already!, omg-she’s-such-a-bitch masterpiece? Yeah, well, then you’re well aware that Zooey “I’m just wearing this tiaria” Deschanel and JGL are pretty much the reigning queen and king of hipsterdom.

Think about it. If Brad and Ange — with their multicultural brood, gorgeous looks and endless swagger — are the regular person’s be all and end all of fabulosity, then Zooey and Joseph (Zoeseph?) are the emo kid’s equivalent. The whiney voices, the thrift store grandma sweaters, the depressed sighs…

And just when you thought your holiday season couldn’t get any cheerier, here are our two favorite people with a very enthusiastic, very upbeat question for you. Read More »


Hot or Hot Mess: Zooey Deschanel in Moschino at the My Idiot Brother Premiere NYC

I have a confession to make- I love Zooey Deschanel. As in, I really love her. I want to be her and marry her all at the same time. She is one of my number one style icons and as far as I’m concerned, she could walk around in a snuggy and I would still think she looked amazing.

However, while always looking amazing, she sometimes makes some strange sartorial choices. Usually sticking to vintage style dresses and Mary Janes, she sometimes goes for something a little more quirky. Like this Moschino dress. Read More »


Candy Dish: America’s Sweetheart

The origins of our favorite funny girl, Zooey Deschanel

Get your sleep schedule back on track

The 5 kinds of dates you go on in college

Your cruel summer snack how to: the Bananarama

Who invented the vibrator?

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries honeymoon in Italy

On withholding sex as punishment

Making glitter clothing work in every day styles

Your must have back-to-school style guide


9 Celebs Who Are Also in a Band

It’s basically impossible to be successful in Hollywood today without being a triple threat — or at the very least a double threat. Granted, there are plenty of tools to help you out with the whole music “threat” (auto-tune, lip-syncing, etc…), there are surprisingly a whole bunch of celebs who not only have their own bands, but are musically talented. While some of their side project bands led to record deals, some stars stick to their little indie band just as a way to escape from the industry for a bit. It’s kinda refreshing to see celebs with hobbies that don’t involve illegal drugs or flashing their vag at movie premieres. Read More »


Celebs Get All Bundled Up at Sundance [GALLERY]

The Sundance Film Festival is one of the most anticipated events of the year, especially for random D-List celebrities that haven’t gotten an invite to anything except Dr. Drew’s sober house since the late ’90s. I mean, what’s Andrew Keegan doing there?

But seriously, Sundance is a huge event for the movie industry and everyone who’s anyone flocks to Park City, Utah for all the free swag the exhibition of 200 new films, live music performances, panel discussions with filmmakers, innovative media installations, and, of course, ridiculous parties! And since we didn’t quite make the guest list (damn you, Keegan, for taking the last spot!), we’re forced to live vicariously through the fabulous people who did. So here’s a taste of the celebrity eye candy hanging out and hitting up the free stuff the slopes at this year’s Sundance Film Festival!

[And if that's not enough for you, don't forget to enter our Sundance giveaway!]

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