Heidi Montag is on yet another reality show, and she’s looking to make amends with her former friend, Lauren Conrad. While Lauren Conrad has moved on and built her own Pinterest perfect empire, Heidi’s still obsessing about where their friendship went wrong (spoiler alert: Spencer).
Heidi and Spencer (you may remember them as one human, Speidi) are currently starring on WeTV’s Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars series. While I watch a lot of truly horrific television, even that sounds too embarrassing for me. It’s unclear if Spencer’s still into crystals, but I guess you have to watch to find out.
On the last episode, Heidi realized that it was finally time to get over L.C. (in other words, she realized that the only publicity she’d be getting would be courtesy of their former relationship). To overcome that rough time in her life, the show brought in someone who literally looked nothing like L.C. to play Lauren Conrad. Seriously, how hard it is to find a basic blonde?
In the best apology ever, because she’s not actually apologizing for anything, Heidi said:
“I was the best friend you’ve ever had. Lauren, I forgive you for being so insecure in your life and so frustrated for everything you went through that you had to blame it on me because you thought i was easier. I forgive you for trying to ruin my life… I forgive you for everything.”