I’m all for expressing your creativity and going all out on Halloween, but this simply is not the way to do it. I have been sitting here, compiling these images for your viewing “pleasure” (maybe, you might run away in horror), with such a look of worry on my countenance that I don’t think my face is ever going to revert to normal.
Halloween, once you pass a certain age, becomes less about engorging yourself on chocolates and other sweets, but rather overloading your liver with alcohols that taste exactly like the paint thinner in your garage. However, the premise of the costume remains. Some go out and buy an expensive costume that they’re only going to wear once (guaranteed), some make a clever or cool homemade costume, some say “f*ck it” and go out half-naked.
These people, however? I have no idea what their costume end-goal was. The only thought that ran through my head as I collected the images was “I think I need to call the police.”
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