Beauty Blogger Credits Semen Facials For Her Healthy, Glowing Skin

Moisturizer. BB cream. Semen? You just might be adding the latter to your daily routine.
Beauty blogger Tracy Kiss has a skin condition known as rosacea that leaves her face warm, red, and sensitive. To combat these symptoms, she found a solution: semen facials.
“I think a lot of people are concerned with the thought of putting semen on their face, but actually it’s a very natural and healthy thing to do. I know exactly what goes into this. I know there are no added chemicals, no harshness. It’s as active and live and natural as you can possibly have,” she says.
Of course, this requires a willing and able male who consents to donating the contents of his family jewels. Despite being in the ultimate friendzone, Kiss has a fantastic friend who deposits his goodies into a Chinese takeout sauce cup and delivers it to her door. It’s like making an online purchase only much quicker and with a lot less hassle!
She also monitors this poor friend’s diet, which has a lot to do with the texture, consistency, and amount of semens she receives. If he’s eating all that Chinese food for those tiny cups though, it can’t be that healthy. She also makes sure he doesn’t drink, smoke, or take drugs beforehand doing the deed. Yet she is quick to point out that she is not involved in the harvesting, if you will.
Kiss said, “Semen builds babies. They come out very soft and have beautiful skin, and it leaves my skin nice and soft.”​ Now I’m no doctor, but I don’t think that’s the scientific reason for their soft skin, but sure, we’ll go with that.


According to dermatologist Doris Day, MD, semen has some good things going for it. It’s an anti-inflammatory, though that’s not enough for her to recommend it.
“It’s not necessarily something that can penetrate the skin in any way beyond what a regular moisturizer can do,” she says. In fact, it could actually make your skin drier and more irritated. “The water in the semen, as it dries off on your skin, could leave your skin drier. If you have rosacea, you should be careful.”
Girl, just buy yourself some Aveeno.
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