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Let’s start calling Super Bowl Sunday what it really is – Excuse To Be Hungover On Monday Sunday. And for me, it’s finally the end of football season!
Though I can’t really stand a bunch of grown men giving each other concussions, I can definitely get behind a Sunday dedicated to eating, Beyonce, and of course, drinking. Since sports and beer go hand in hand, here’s the perfect way to drink along to Super Bowl 50.
Take A Sip When:
– A player who’s been arrested at some point appears on screen
– Cam Newton celebrates a play
– Someone says “leader” when talking about Peyton Manning
– There’s a scenic shot of San Fransisco
– Someone at the party tells you to be quiet so they can watch the commercials
When Two Sips When:
– You have to question if a player just got a concussion
– Someone at the party says they don’t really like football
– You have to explain the rules to someone
– A Super Bowl meme pops up on your Twitter feed
– You have to go to the bathroom but someone’s already in there
When A Shot If:
– A player has to be taken off the field on a stretcher
– Peyton Manning cries
– A surprise guest shows up during the Coldplay and Beyonce halftime show (two shots if it’s Rihanna, like we predicted)
– A player misses a field goal
– You find yourself thinking of reasons to call out sick tomorrow
