People Are Sharing Their Worst First Date Spots On Twitter & It’s Hilarious

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We’ve all been on some bad first dates. Maybe there’s a lack of chemistry or maybe he doesn’t quite look like his Tinder pics. There are a multitude of factors that can throw off the vibe of a first date (which is already pretty awkward anyway), but one of the easiest ways to get things off to a bad start is by picking the wrong place.

Before your date, you probably both went back and forth saying, “I don’t know! You pick.” It was cute for a second, but then after a bit, the pressure was on. Which locations are the best for a first date?

Well, we don’t know the answer, but Twitter is helping to narrow it down by listing the worst locations for a date. Using #BadFirstDateLocations, users have been cleverly discussing their own experiences and throwing their opinions into the ring about which places to avoid on a first date.

The result is relatable, hilarious and at times, actually pretty dark (uh a dark alley? Yikes), so the hashtag has been the ultimate goals.

#BadFirstDateLocations
His nursing home

— Katt Funny (@KattFunny) May 31, 2017

Handcuffed in the back seat of a squad car…unless you're both into that#BadFirstDateLocations

— ❤️ Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) May 31, 2017

#BadFirstDateLocations
The Bermuda Triangle

— Ross Moorhouse (@RossMoorhouse) May 31, 2017

#BadFirstDateLocations birth of your first child

— Fuck Off (@twesaak) June 1, 2017

#BadFirstDateLocations court mandated anger management class. pic.twitter.com/jWITTw1BRR

— Linda Moore (@ShareMooreStuff) May 31, 2017

#BadFirstDateLocations Grandma's wake

— sassygirl1968 (@sassygirl1968) May 31, 2017

Your mom's basement…any basement really #BadFirstDateLocations

— MikealaSunshine (@Alohababe2011) May 31, 2017

Outside her window
#BadFirstDateLocations pic.twitter.com/O4a9UZOM1v

— Mr. Math (@math_tagger) May 31, 2017

The restaurant where your wife works#BadFirstDateLocations

— Matty (@matty_tha_great) May 31, 2017

Your family cookout- way too many questions who's that with sivart that wasn't the one from the last cookout. #BadFirstDateLocations

— Birds, Bees & BS (@birdsbeesandbs) May 31, 2017

Where your cult has its meetings #BadFirstDateLocations

— Ted Riot (@TeddyRiot) May 31, 2017

And of course, things got a little political.

#BadFirstDateLocations Heard Covfefe is quite pleasant this time of year

— TheHype (@MorganKyo) May 31, 2017

No matter where you go, think wisely. Maybe don’t do the whole “you pick” game and actually just pick a place. Neutral locations include the park (on a sunny day), a museum (but like a good one), or a restaurant (not spaghetti or wings)…. Ok, yeah this is tough. May the odds be ever in your favor.

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