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The ‘Real Housewives Of Orange County’ Season 12 Taglines Are Here & LOL


The Real Housewives of Orange County are back and, well, the same as ever, with their newly-released season 12 tag lines. Entertainment Tonight dropped the new season opener today (July 6) and the one-liners are cringe-worthy and dramatic as ever.

While never quite as strong as Dan Humphrey’s own, “You know you love me,” Meghan King Edmonds and Vicki Gunvalson delivered with the best lines of the season this year.

Shannon Beador: “The truth is organic, but lies are just artificial.”


Tamra Judge: “I’m pint-sized, baptized and highly prized.”

Meghan King Edmonds: “I can handle a baby, and women who act like one!”

Kelly Dodd: “If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.”

Lydia McLaughlin: “If you can’t take my sparkle, then stay off my rainbow.”

Vicki Gunvalson: “I go big or go home, and I’m not going home.”

And, finally, newbie Peggy Sulahian, who is not yet gif-worthy but may soon prove herself: “I’m living the American dream, one sports car at a time.”

The Real Housewives of Orange County’s new season kicks off Monday, July 10, at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo.

You’re welcome (that’s my tag line.)

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