There’s a holiday for everything now, isn’t there?
Penguin Awareness Day (January 20), Hug Your Cat Day (June 4) and now there’s National Orgasm Day (Today! July 31.) So, it’s time to get into the holiday spirit, however you may choose, but hopefully everyone’s celebration culminates with the same happy ending.
Please take a few moments to allow Twitter users to humor you with their hilarious commentary about the holiday.
Today is National Orgasm Day. To celebrate I'm going to throw a party later. I hope you can all come.
— Tim Bolton (@timbolton1) July 31, 2017
Apparently it's National Orgasm Day.
I didn't see that coming.#NationalOrgasmDay— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/fullenglish71/status/892099759678291969
So it's National Orgasm Day, and also National Cheesecake Day. Coincidence? I think not.
— La La Lisa ♡ (@lalalisapisa) July 30, 2017
https://twitter.com/_TheBadDad/status/891676092171296769
https://twitter.com/fullenglish71/status/892099759678291969
Apparently, it's #NationalOrgasmDay… Perfect day to pretend you're Jesus for a second-coming.
— The Holy Rabid One (@theholyrabidone) July 31, 2017
#NationalOrgasmDay
Are we supposed to treat this like donut day? Have so many you just want to sleep all day??— Tom (@tomnow218) July 31, 2017
This is embarrassing: I threw a party for #NationalOrgasmDay… but nobody came.
— Spatula City (@Spatula8) July 31, 2017
What idiot picked 31/7 for #NationalOrgasmDay and not had it come on 6/9
— Captain Revo (@Captain_Revo) July 31, 2017
Apparently it's #NationalOrgasmDay well I didn't see that coming #DadJoke pic.twitter.com/70iTgIcfez
— Simon Tucker (@simontucker1979) July 31, 2017
Apparently it's #NationalOrgasmDay I wish I would have known that when I celebrated earlier this morning.
— thetallguyoverthere (@thetawlguy) July 31, 2017
So apparently today is national orgasm day. Which is fitting, cause I had this gorgeous burger for lunch. pic.twitter.com/cXrekCQbgG
— Renji 👾 (@RenjiPls) July 31, 2017
Today is both Harry Potter's Birthday, and National Orgasm Day! So celebrate by having sex in a room under the stairs! 😉 — feeling naughty
— The Man, The Myth, The Legend…! (@hughcasey) July 31, 2017
https://twitter.com/Slay24Se7en/status/891724464341344256
Keep ’em “coming,” Twitter.
