These Women Got The Ultimate Revenge On A Man Who Tried To Book Six Dates In One Night

Last night’s finale of The Bachelorette has me extremely bitter about men and their intentions (THANKS, PETER!), so if there’s one thing that can cure my post-finale emotional hangover, it’s a story of women working together and getting revenge on a man who didn’t deserve any of them.

Thank God for Lisette Pylant because she gave me that story. #GirlPower.

Pylant, a resident of Washington D.C., shared her crazy story on Twitter and it immediately went viral.

It all began with a first date.

Thread alert: so I go on what I think might be a date with a guy my friends set me up on on my birthday (yes it's a bit hazy).

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

Before it even began, the date was a dud.

We meet up at a bar my friend works at. Said friend proceeds to text me telling me this guy sucks and I should run

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

Luckily, Lisette was prepared to make the best of the situation.

I show up and he sucks but I figure I'll stay because my friends are working at the bar

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

Little did she know the situation she’d be dealing with.

So 45 mins in his next date shows up because he double books himslef and he decides he's going to friendzone me to get out of the situation

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

Turns out this guy DOUBLE BOOKED his dates.

I decide to play the friend in order to help the girl feel less awkward until he exits for a moment and then I tell her what's up

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

Talk about awkward.

We'll call this girl katie – katie gets in on my quest to make this guy feel like the fucjboy he clearly is and we chat for 30 mins

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

It gets worse.

Then the third girl shows up – we'll call her Riley. The guy leaves again and Riley, katie, and I team up and decide to JT Must Die this sit

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

The two girls and I have now gotten both bartenders and the bouncer in on this and are taking this guy for all he's worth over here

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

He's now explaining why he broke up with his ex and Riley asked if he also met her on a "group date" 😂

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

Don't worry – we already asked if there's going to be a rose ceremony

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

Thank you for the Bachelor reference, Lisette. And thank you for leaving him with the bill. Boy, bye!

The two girls and I decided to be best friends, left together to go get drinks and dinner at another bar and left homeboy with the bill 👌🏽

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

The end

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

Narrator voice: But it was not the end.

pic.twitter.com/7LrkjLFfS9

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 7, 2017

JK ITS NOT OVER! The bartender just texted us to tell us homeboy is on another date so I sent my friend over to retrieve his 8pm date

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

I'm stealing his dates and making them my friends and I'm SO HERE FOR IT pic.twitter.com/88iqDi6mfX

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

Lisette is officially the most popular girl ever. Lisette for president!

We're now all hanging out at another bar together pic.twitter.com/jasDbaDQCL

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

You guys girl number FIVE just showed up BEFORE going to meet him because my friends intercepted her and told her not to waste her time

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

My friend is now arguing with said guy and his current date (#4) about why she shouldn't waste her time and just leave

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

MRS. STEAL YOUR GIRL OVER HERE pic.twitter.com/27rY4QJ1EF

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

YA'LL (well call her allie) Allie hasn't actually met him yet & is now baiting him that she's still on her way but we've already stolen her

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

We've gotten girl #4 (we'll call her claire) to come over once she finishes her date so she can debrief with us. Can someone bring a 🌹?

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

Girl #5 "allie" has headed over with her gbff

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

HE TOLD DATE NUMBER 5 THAT SHE WAS ALREADY CUT AND TO SAY HI TO ME AT THE BAR WHEN SHE I VITED HIM TO COME DRINK WITH US

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

Went outside to make a call and ran into him leaving #5. He then tells me I'm the only one he wants to get to know still but that I should

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

Tell him if he should just fuck off. I tell him there's a difference between being efficient and being an asshole and he goes into "well im

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

He didn't seem to like that and resigned himself to the fact that I wanted to walk away laughing at him

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

My friend walked over and told #5 what was up, got her number and this was their convo pic.twitter.com/y30UP261d5

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

And thankfully, Lisette was kind enough to extend the invite.

YALL COME TO @ANXOcider! The bartenders are rad and have had our back all night. This bar is LIT

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE pic.twitter.com/czEzuPyqEI

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

He tried to say he was looking for love and his future wife. These "weren't dates" they were apparently "pre-date conversations"

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

GUYS I DONT EVEN USE DATING APPS! This is wild

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

And we’re so happy that these ladies are looking at the bright side.

You win some, you lose some – but hopefully you make three new best friends in the process 🍾 cheers ladies 💪🏽 don't fuck with us pic.twitter.com/lxQ3f6Km2P

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

WE WENT BACK AND HE WAS WITH #6!

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

If there was ever a girl gang to root for, it’s this one.

He finally realized he wasn't winning and just walked out. #6 and her mom and aunt are now our new best friends

— Lisette Pylant (@LisettePylant) August 8, 2017

Though Bryan may have won The Bachelorette, Lisette won at life. All is right in the world once again.

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