Time Magazine Made Up A Viral Millennial Saying & Millennials Are Not Happy

Millennials and avocados go hand in hand like peanut butter and jelly or milk and cookies.

Yes, millennials are a huge factor in the rise of the smooth creamy green fruit, but that doesn’t mean every joke about an avocado is a millennial joke.

TIME magazine thinks otherwise. They claim that the saying ‘hold my avocado’ is the new viral millennial saying.

"Hold my avocado" is the new viral catchphrase millennials have been looking for https://t.co/4mk3lH7V5s

— TIME (@TIME) August 9, 2017

Well it’s not TIME!

The publication saw Ken Norton’s tweet that said ‘hold my avocado’ and presto now it’s a viral saying.

Millennial: your generation got houses and jobs

Boomer: yes but we lived with constant fear of nuclear winter

Millennial: hold my avocado

— Ken Norton (@kennethn) August 8, 2017

His tweet was making fun of Baby Boomer’s, The Cold War, Trump and the impending nuclear war with North Korea. Amazing.

TIME weirdly broke down his tweet saying it’s a riff on the saying “hold my beer” while also a “quick way to denote the contemporary millennial experience.” Um, what? TIME it was just a tweet. Do they not know what viral means? One person tweeting “hold my avocado” does not make it viral.

Millennials are not saying “hold my avocado” and they naturally came for TIME for making this up. TIME truly doesn’t stand a chance when it comes to be roasted on Twitter by the generation that grew up on Twitter.

Someone needs to reply with this, so it might as well be me. . . pic.twitter.com/16YhgVhRKc

— Calum Carson (@calum_carson) August 9, 2017

You literally paid someone to write this? QUIT TRYING TO MAKE "MILLENIALS & AVOCADOS" HAPPEN, TIME. IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

— LolaRamona (@Lola_Ramona9903) August 9, 2017

The only time I would tell someone to "hold my avocado" is when I'm preparing a cobb salad.

— Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) August 10, 2017

Everyone working for TIME pic.twitter.com/E6MgEuJ7s6

— Jennie 🌈 (@celestiallmj) August 10, 2017

Time: "Hold my avocado… the catchphrase Millennials have been looking for."

Millennials: "Oh, that magazine from the dentist in the 90s."

— Chris (@MixingChris) August 10, 2017

I prefer "hold my crippling student debt while I enter this economy you've destroyed" but that's just me

— Cheryl Hurst (@CherylmHurst) August 10, 2017

why, was "please match my wages with the rising cost of living" taken?

— Shaun Norton (@ShaunNorton) August 10, 2017

pic.twitter.com/VoOGuDmVvj

— Sizzle (@steincamp) August 9, 2017

Actually … pic.twitter.com/tzPandolou

— nunchuck daddy (@DamnThelma) August 10, 2017

Ken has spoken out about TIME‘s article about his tweet. He has even joined in on the roasting of TIME‘s attempt to create content about millennials.

I'm sorry. https://t.co/vNtUXoFlLs

— Ken Norton (@kennethn) August 10, 2017

Turns out Ken isn’t even a millennial.

But this Gen Xer just became the spokesman for the Millennials so we got that going for us.

— Ken Norton (@kennethn) August 10, 2017

"Time magazine once explained my joke" is going in my bio

— Ken Norton (@kennethn) August 10, 2017

Please leave millennials and avocados alone.

 

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