Your Official ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ Season 14 Drinking Game

A wise woman hellbent on taking control of the earth once said, “The best story was on the cover of a magazine. It said that I was drunk and alone and just for the record, is there a problem with that?”

This visionary was a matriarch with a mind of steel, an iron fist and a crown of the finest ‘can I speak to the manager?’-style coifed black hair. Her name, you ask? Kris Jenner.

Each season, Keeping Up With the Kardashians shocks us and gives us OMG moments of utter surprise. We’re never quite sure what the family will or will not say, but there are a few things that are pretty much no-brainers when it comes to the Kardashian/Jenner klan. Someone will say “bible!” and someone else will complain about feeling left out. For as shocking as it can be, it’s also predictable.

This makes it the perfect fodder for a drinking game and any excuse to drink is one that both we and Kris Jenner can get behind.

Invite your best friends over, make some drinks and try to keep up. Or pull a Kris and get drunk alone. Whatever. This is the official drinking game for season 14 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Take a sip when…

  • Someone says “bible.”
  • Someone says “vibes.”
  • Someone mentions their outside business venture. For example,¬†Khloe’s denim line, Kim’s contour kits, Kylie’s lip kits, etc.
  • Someone says that something or someone is “so crazy.”
  • Kris looks at Kim adoringly.
  • One member of the family expresses their happiness for another.
  • Kim starts a sentence with “I just think that…”
  • The kids are mentioned but not shown.
  • Kendall says she’s busy or mentions her work schedule.

Take two sips when…

  • The kids are mentioned AND shown in the same scene.
  • Blac Chyna‘s name is mentioned.
  • Caitlyn Jenner’s book is mentioned.
  • Tristan Thompson’s name is mentioned.
  • Someone says, “literally.”
  • Someone is shown eating a salad.
  • Someone works out.
  • Scott Disick is accused of being a mess (someone saying he can’t get it together or being frustrated with his actions counts as well).
  • Someone mentions Kim’s robbery.

Finish your drink if…

  • Kim or Khloe admits to being pregnant.
  • Kourtney admits to being in a relationship with someone.
  • Jonathan Cheban makes an¬†appearance.
  • Someone cries.
  • A member of the family accuses another member of the family of being late.
  • Khloe says “doll” or “dolls.”
  • Someone says they feel left out or excluded.

Do a shot if…

  • Kylie Jenner admits to being pregnant.
  • Tristan Thompson is shown. FaceTime or a phone call do not count.
  • A producer is shown.
  • North’s dog is mentioned.
  • Anyone mentions Kendall’s Pepsi incident.

Good luck, dolls! Be safe and drink responsibly.

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