Most millennials have had an adult question them about their phone use at some point or another. It’s incredibly condescending for an adult to attempt saying that because our generation is more digitally adept that we also don’t have values or can’t think about so many deep, important things.
“You’re always on your phones,” they say. “Back in my day, we didn’t have avocado toast. That’s why your generation can’t afford cars.”
First of all, your generation ruined the economy and you’re all going to die soon, Marsha. Secondly, I’m always on my phone because Twitter is a gem and they’re proving it with their latest innovation: the first of all meme.
Twitter users started showing off the dichotomy of what someone says versus the reality of their experience by using the common phrase “first of all” in a series of hilarious tweets. The results are pure gol;d.
"delete my number"
First of all, who's this?
— kirsty m (@Ikirstyy) October 15, 2017
"Previously on-"
First of all, I've been watching for ten straight hours
— zannah (@zannah_perrins) October 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/_emc92/status/919864370250657793
Uber drivers: Where are we going?
"First of all, check the app."
— TJ (@The_Mentalyst) October 16, 2017
"Your a terrible person, you hurt me, lied to me, cheated on me and you don't even seem to care."
First of all *you're.
— Ben Hall (@MrBenLHall) October 16, 2017
"Six inch Louboutin heels"
First of all, they were four inch little brown Bebe shoes.
— Louis Baragona (@lounicorn_) October 16, 2017
"My dick got you all shaking and shit 😈"
First of all… I have epilepsy
— A (@queennefertitty) October 14, 2017
"Only God can judge me"
…First of all He will
— Eb 🌻 (@Ebonitaa_) October 15, 2017
“Let me sit on your face”
First of all…. i have Asthma.— Mexican GBE Leader (@vuhsace) October 15, 2017
“omg, you’re so sweet!”
first of all, bitch, i’m flirting with you— princesa (@DaiDai_TheGoon) October 15, 2017
https://twitter.com/L__700/status/919186074471161856
https://twitter.com/Mofaye_/status/918641883588345856
These tweets are smart, they’re clever and they’re grammatically correct.
https://twitter.com/rayaldn/status/918926659880935432
Can the same be said about anyone over the age of 40 in the Facebook comments? Thanks, Twitter.
