Who is our nation’s First Family? Yes, I suppose there’s technically a couple of people who supposedly fall under that title in the White House, but at the end of the day, neither D*nald nor Melania Trump really represents the current swing of popular culture, particularly for a younger, not racist generation of people.
The Kardashians have been called our country’s version of a royal family, but all things considered, they don’t necessarily count either. Though they’ve made an empire out of something great in some semblance of the American dream, they’re also too out-of-touch, almost too far-removed from the average experience of normal people.
Our First Lady is Keyshia Ka’oir and our First Man is Gucci Mane. Yes, this is legally binding and completely true. Seriously. It is a fact. The Wopsters are the figureheads of America, the example of what happens when true love conquers all and what happens when two people who love each other overcome the greatest of odds.
Gucci and Keyshia are adorable. They’re romantic and affectionate and he actually refuses to let her even use the word “budget,” which is basically every person’s life dream.
If anything, they’re rap royalty. Check out some of their cutest moments together and try not to cry at the sight of genuine love. And Gucci, if you’re reading this, I’d much rather have you in the White House.