John Mayer has a super simple skincare regimen to keep his face looking like Wonderland: avoid human feelings at all cost.
The 40-year-old singer acknowledged his ageless face in a series of Instagram Stories last weekend, playfully suggesting that he woke up like this because of a few core rules.
“I don’t smoke and I don’t drink anymore and I don’t go out in the sun and I don’t eat and I don’t love anybody,” he said in a video, accompanied by the text “How is my skin so smooth?”
The juxtaposition of popular skincare recommendations (refraining from smoking, drinking, and tanning) with ludicrous advice (rejecting food and love) is amusing his followers to no end.
— John Mayer Updates (@johnmayersnaps) February 12, 2018
Granted, Mayer was ~probably~ joking. That said, who are we to take chances with skincare?