Amy Schumer’s Vows Are Not For The Faint Heart

Comedian Amy Schumer tied the knot with Chris Fischer in a very secret wedding. The I Feel Pretty star has been dating Fischer for only a couple months and had an intimate wedding with guests like Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Aniston and Chelsea Handler.

The 36-year-old wedding wasn’t humorless. During an interview on the Sirius XM Show “You Up with Nikki Glasier” Schumer admitted that she actually wrote her vows in just 20 minutes.

“Mine sucked! I thought mine were good, I wrote mine in like, 20 minutes. I was crying when I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so hard.”

Schumer had also shared about some intimate things she promised her new husband she would do as a bride. “In my vows I go, ‘But I promise I’ll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won’t,’” she chuckled. “And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, ‘The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f–king loser.’ It was all like awful s**t.”

Things are going well for the couple so far who tied the knot on February 13, but Schumer says she will miss some fun parts of the single life. “I’ve been thinking of certain things, this show is called ‘You Up,’ right? I don’t think I’ll ever get a text like that again,” she quipped. “You know what I mean? And that made me really happy, but also really sad.”

Either way, Schumer seems to be enjoying married life after recently posting some more photos of their wedding, even photos of her sister crying.

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