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Feb 6, 2014

Guy Takes Women's Studies Class, Sues Teacher Because He Fears Women

HAHAHAHA. I am dying over here because it is so amusing to me when men freak out about the shit women have to deal with on a daily basis and then have the audacity to take legal action when anyone with a vagina would be laughed out of society.

Feb 6, 2014

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again, In Vogue Germany

Miley Cyrus is nude again in Vogue Germany. What can we say, she's got covetable boobs, why not show them off?

Feb 6, 2014

15 Majestically Adorable Dogs Playing In The Snow

The snow in New York City is pretty yucky but if I was born with a fabulous coat, I don't think I'd be able to resist rolling around in it like these pups.

There Is A Naked Man Statue At Wellesley Freaking Students Out

The Davis Museum at Wellesley College put a Tony Matelli sculpture called "Sleepwalker" on the side of the road and as you can see it is fucking horrifying.

Feb 5, 2014

Pornhub Comments On Valentines Are The Best

Nothing says I love you quite like a crass comment about "your holes" and "cum."

Feb 5, 2014

The '90s Teen Magazine Posters We All Proudly Owned

The '90s were a buffet of angel-faced guys with swooshy hair ripe for the picking. But who would deliver such heartthrobs in the form of elegant portraiture for teenage girls across the nation?

Feb 5, 2014

Feb 5, 2014

Selena Gomez Blames Rehab Stint On Justin Bieber

According to TMZ, "Selena blames a lot of her problems on the excesses she was exposed to by being around Bieber and his buddies."

Feb 5, 2014

Professor Lives In Dumpster To Show Students Cheap Living Is Possible

Are you feeling this Oscar the Grouch type living situation?

Feb 4, 2014

BYU Warns Students Masturbation Is Wrong And To Report Masturbators

Brigham Young University is warning students about the perils of masturbation, comparing it to warfare and urging students to report chronic masturbators to faculty.

Feb 4, 2014

10 People Who Got Plastic Surgery To Look Like Famous People

Whatever the motivation for these people to look like Justin Bieber, Superman and Kate Winslet, hopefully they learned something about themselves in the process.

Feb 4, 2014

Facebook Is 10 Years Old So I Guess I Am Old Now *POKE*

Facebook celebrates its 10-year anniversary today. Let's look back at how Facebook profiles have changed throughout the years!

Feb 4, 2014

20 Incredible Snow Sculptures That Will Warm Your Heart

Snow sculptures are the only winter form of art worth making, am I right? Sick of these contrived "snow men" I want my snow art to be gigantic, high brow and ridiculously elaborate.

Feb 3, 2014

Relationships Lessons From #HeDon'tBangWithYou

"If he don't come over while your period on #hedontbangWithyou."

Feb 3, 2014

Vanity Fair Releases Most Diverse Hollywood Issue Cover Yet

The cover features: Julia Roberts, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Idris Elba, George Clooney, Michael B. Jordan, Jared Leto, Lupita Nyong'o, Naomie Harris, Brie Larson, Chadwick Bosman, Margot Robbie, and Lea Seydoux. No—you don't get it! Just as many women as men! Just as many Black actors as White ones.

Feb 3, 2014

Miley Flashes Nipple, Is Nude, Looks Totally Different In W Magazine

Yeah, it's your typical Miley Cyrus video where you don't know if you should hug or slap her.