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Feb 3, 2014

Watch The 10 Best Celebrity Super Bowl Ads

Check out the 10 best celebrity Super Bowl ads (and yes Quvenzhané Wallis is missing because it isn't available online!).

Feb 3, 2014

Watch Bruno Mars' Super Bowl Halftime Show

Bruno performed all of the hits then had to suffer the consequence of tradition by having to perform "Give It Away" with the aging and irrelevant Red Hot Chili Peppers

Feb 1, 2014

Justin Bieber Sucked A Stripper's Breast [NSFW]

Check out the full NSFW image after the jump! Try not to puke!

Do College Students Know More About Justin Bieber Or America?

My deep knowledge of Justin Bieber is no reflection of my general intelligence or IQ!

Jan 31, 2014

Where Did Your 10 Favorite Superheroes Go To College?

I don't care how many logical fallacies, plot inconsistencies and reductive personality speculations I make! I will destroy continuity at all cost because I simply cannot sit with the feeling of having gone to the same university as Tobey Maguire's version of Spider-man in the third sequel.

Jan 31, 2014

No Date For Valentine's Day? Rent A Gent.

You can rent a sexy stud to clean your dishes in a thong, fix your sink and even for erotic revolutions and jujitsu.

Jan 31, 2014

Jan 31, 2014

The 20 Super Bowl Food Stadiums That Will Make You Puke With Glee

Super Bowl food stadiums are a thing. They are a thing that exist. Why? Because America.

Jan 30, 2014

The 20 American Horror Story: Coven GIFS That Are Now ICONIC

Naturally, this chapter of the anthology, was loaded with as many memorable moments to fill your Tumblr dashboard as Mean Girls.

Jan 30, 2014

You Check Your Phone Every 10 Minutes, STOP

Stop checking your phone, look up and smell the coffee every once in a while.

Jan 30, 2014

Watch Miley Cyrus & Madonna Sing 'We Can't Stop/Don't Tell Me' Mashup

The outfits were ridiculous as expected but watching her and Madonna dance gives me the feels. Although them grinding on each other was odd.

Jan 30, 2014

Meet DBatSnap The Greatest Snapchatter Of All Time

You can check her out hanging with famous folks from the Ninja Turtles and Hey Arnold! to The Pink Panther and Kermit The Frog.

Jan 29, 2014

Every Single Text Message 'A' Has Sent On Pretty Little Liars

Usually something creepy happens then suddenly Emily, Aria, Spencer and Hanna receive a text from a blocked phone number signed by "A."

Jan 29, 2014

Take Beyonce, Jay Z And Kanye Courses At College Now

You can now take college courses on Beyonce, Jay Z and Kanye West—the Holy Trinity.

Jan 29, 2014

The 16 Rudest Cakes, You Don't Want But Do

These cakes are rude, mean, crass and insulting so you know they were made with love.

Jan 29, 2014

Sigma Chi Frat Emails Members To 'Save Slutty Crying Pussies'

"I’m losing sleep at night thinking of all the pussies crying out for a good fuck and not getting it, so I’m reaching out to you all in a time of need to initiate my community outreach program: Save the Sluts."