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Jan 29, 2014

Is Lorde Really 17? Internet Finds Birth Certificate

I'm surprised no one has done this before because for a seventeen-year-old Lorde is incredibly talented, for a 47-year-old witch, not so much.

Jan 28, 2014

University of Alabama Is Banning Sorority Selfies

As Rupaul once said, "If you can't love your selfie, how in the hell you gonna love somebody elsie?"

Jan 28, 2014

Ranking The 10 Best Celebrity Pepsi Ads

Will it be Beysus? Godney? Or Michael Jackson's flaming ball of weave? STAY TUNED.

Disney Introduces First Same-Sex Couple On Good Luck Charlie Because Progress!

I thought I'd remind you all of how enlightened you can be and how I proud and grateful I am to have you all as readers.

Jan 28, 2014

The 20 Weirdest Things That Happened On Arthur

I loved Arthur even with all its logical fallacies like Arthur owning a pet dog while there were "dog people" walking around.

Jan 28, 2014

Hear Lorde Without Autotune Performing 'Royals' At The Grammys

Wow. OMG. Lorde's Grammy performance is completely different without being "technologically enhanced." I won't be seeing her live any time soon!

Jan 28, 2014

Jan 27, 2014

An NYU Freshman Commits Suicide By Jumping Off Dorm Roof

Perhaps, it's the intensity of having to adjust to New York City, the obligatory loneliness of being a college freshman, the stress of expectations and the hopelessness of debt but there's something going on at my alma mater and many other prestigious schools like it.

Jan 27, 2014

The 22 Funniest TV Captions EVER

What a very strange world we live in. Very strange indeed.

Jan 27, 2014

3 Things Technology Needs To Make Better Versions Of. HINT: BRAS

Will women be confined to the fabric and wire cages of our braziers until the end of time? HOW? How has no one created a more comfortable boob-lifter-upper?

Jan 27, 2014

The Beyonce And Jay Z Grammys Perfomance GIFs You NEED

We all know Beyonce and Jay Z's were the highlight because they are just too cute together and have enough chemistry to make up for a rather low key performance.

Jan 24, 2014

Rejoice Liberal Arts Students You'll Earn As Much As Doctor And Lawyer Friends

Our smug pre-med and pre-law friends mock us but as it it turns out, in the end, we'll all end up in the same place.

Jan 24, 2014

Twitter Got Mad Proactive Jokes About Bieber's Mugshot

Soon after Justin Bieber’s mugshot was released the world #proactive went viral on Twitter. We had to investigate. As it...

Jan 24, 2014

Oreo Releasing Cookie Dough And Marshmallow Flavor + 16 Flavors You Didn't Know Existed

Oreo has announced its release of two new flavors: Cookie Dough and Marshmallow Crispy. The flavors will be available starting...

Jan 24, 2014

Justin Bieber Lookalike Releases Song "Justified" About Justin Bieber

Toby Sheldon spent $100,000 on plastic surgery to look like Justin Bieber and astonishingly still manages to look nothing like him.