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Jan 23, 2014

The Most Popular Password Of 2013 Is Pitifully Uncreative

And the most popular password on the internet is . . . DUN! DUN! DUN!

Jan 23, 2014

Are These Haribo Candies Totally Racist? Probably. Definitely. Yikes.

The bag is called "Skipper Mix" and is intended to represent what a ship captain would find if he travelled the world instead it looks like what colonialist, conquistador or imperialist might find if he travelled the world through ethnocentric eyes: racial caricatures.

Jan 23, 2014

Here Is Justin Bieber's Mugshot

Here is Justin Bieber's mugshot. Set to be as iconic as anything Lindsay Lohan has ever produced.

Meet The Inspiring, Bald And Beautiful Plus-size Model With Ovarian Cancer

A cancer fighting, body positive, bodacious babe—is there anything more inspiring than that?

Jan 23, 2014

Justin Bieber Arrested For DUI, Drag Racing And Resisting Arrest

"Bieber was busted in Miami Beach and it didn't end with DUI ... he was also busted for resisting arrest without violence, drag racing and driving on an expired license."

Jan 23, 2014

College Friends Who Look Alike Find Out They Are Sisters, Are Totally Stoked

The two girls, Mikayla Stern-Ellis and Emily Nappi, who look alike, got to talking and both realized they had something in common: that their fathers had been anonymous, Colombian sperm donors.

Jan 22, 2014

Jan 22, 2014

10 Things Only Pinterest Lovers Understand

Pinterest is for lovers is not the slogan of Pinterest but maybe it should be because I love Pinterest. There aren't many places on the internet that don't make room for negativity and focus on light-hearted—I'll just come right out and say it—pretty things.

Jan 22, 2014

Apple Removes Plastic Surgery For Barbie Game Because It Is Way Sexist

The game is instructing nine-year-old girls to help this "unfortunate girl" by making her "slim and beautiful." What the heeeeeeck?

Jan 22, 2014

Aerie Lingerie Ads Will Not Photoshop Models, The Real You Is Sexy

The girls look stunning. When there are people walking around who look like this who decided they needed to be enhanced in the first place?

Jan 22, 2014

Guerrilla Chalk Artists Decorate Ohio College With Inspirational Quotes

Anonymous chalk artists Dangerdust are decorating Ohio College with elaborate, beautiful inspirational quotes from famous folk like Tavi Gevinson, Bill Cosby, J.M. Barrie and Nelson Mandela.

Jan 21, 2014

Spanx Are Basically Destroying Your Insides, Just Let It All Hang Out

Remember when ladies used to wear corsets and have their organs compressed so that their insides looked like those Russian stacking dolls and not like the game Operation!?

Jan 21, 2014

10 Stereotypes We Need To End To Better Humanity

When you stop judging others the real freedom comes in the ability to stop judging yourself

Jan 21, 2014

Let's Talk About This Fashionable Image Of White Supremacy Because WOW

If anyone chimes in with, “What’s the big deal? It’s just a chair!” I will kindly point you to the...

Jan 21, 2014

Married Robin Thicke Caught Blurring Lines With Another Woman

Robin Thicke was caught making out with another woman on the dance floor. He looked like a greasy hot mess.

Jan 20, 2014

Amanda Bynes Makes Her Debut At Fashion School FIDM

Amanda Bynes is looking good and healthy and is now one the college-going folk.