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Jan 20, 2014

Justin Bieber Threatens Selena Gomez With Nude Photos In Leaked Texts

RadarOnline has uncovered leaked text messages between Bieber and Selena Gomez, in which she tells him to fuck off and he proceeds to send her dick pictures like the tool you'd expect him to be.

Jan 20, 2014

President Obama Supports Legal Marijuana Jazz Cigarettes

President Obama said, " I don't think it is more dangerous than alcohol."

Jan 20, 2014

15 WTF Fortune Cookies That Literally Make No Sense

In China they were American fortune cookies!

Very Important Poll: Do Jake Gyllenhaal And Tobey Maguire Look Alike?

Editor-in-Chief Alex and I have been long disputing what is painfully obvious to all of America, the largely accepted fact that Jake Gyllenhaal and Tobey Maguire look alike.

Jan 18, 2014

Your Funny Friends Are Just Psychopaths, Says Science

It turns out comedians or very funny people are basically just Psychotic-Lite.

Jan 17, 2014

Watch Classic Paintings Come To Life

Artist Rino Stefano Tagliafierro took around 100 classical paintings and brought them to life using the 2.5D effect.

Jan 17, 2014

Jan 17, 2014

Why Do Pop Stars Have Creepy Dad Managers Controlling Their Sexuality?

Remember in the good old days when fathers would have to pay a dowry to sell their daughters off to...

Jan 17, 2014

Ladies Against Humanity Is Cards Against Humanity For Ladies

Kate Stayman-London, a screenwriter and political consultant, started the Tumblr Ladies Against Humanity as a feminist answer to Cards Against Humanity—you know, "apples to apples on crack."

Jan 16, 2014

Recent Graduates Unemployment Reaches Highest In Over 20 Years

When adults dismiss our generation it is just a way for them to absolve themselves of accountability of having destroyed the economy, food industry, environment and any reputation America has for being the land of the free.

Jan 16, 2014

10 Things You Didn't Know About The Oscars

While I still strongly believe Josie and The Pussycats was snubbed in 2001, we thought we'd bring you some fun trivia so you can sound smart while drinking too much wine at your friend's Oscar party.

Jan 16, 2014

Why The End Of Net Neutrality Is Going To Ruin Your Internet Game

I am going to break it down for you because shit is about to get real on the internet. I am talking about how all those episodes of Pretty Little Liars you've been illegally streaming may disappear.

Jan 16, 2014

Juicy J Gives $50K Twerking Scholarship To Contestant Who Didn't Twerk

The winner is 19-year-old Zaire Holmes a student and single mother. But get this, she didn't even twerk for the scholarship.

Jan 16, 2014

The 15 Times Jesus Appeared On Food And Stuff

Every now and again Jesus likes to appear on stuff like, "Hey girl, wassup?"

Jan 15, 2014

The Originals Shades Pretty Little Liars, Starts Epic Feud

The Originals totally took Pretty Little Liars to the library and read the shit out of them. Daaaaamn.

Jan 15, 2014

The 12 Things You Should Never Say To A College Student

People get all up in your grill about private matters that they believe should be public domain because you are young.