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Jan 15, 2014

The 20 Weirdest Pictures I Could Find On Tumblr Today

Tumblr is the weirdest place on the internet, with the exception of Reddit, because good lord there is some bizarre shit on there.

Jan 15, 2014

Justin Bieber's House Got Raided, Cops Find Cocaine

When cops raided his home for evidence instead they found cocaine (or ecstasy and xanax, they aren't sure yet).

Jan 14, 2014

The 9 Kinds Of Dicks You'll Meet In Life

From sexist douchebags to drama queens; there are 9 kinds of dicks you meet in life.

Man Poses As Woman On Dating Site, Learns Men Are Sexist Pigs

"I came away thinking that women have it so much harder than guys do when it comes to that kind of stuff."

Jan 14, 2014

Artist, David Cata, With No Pain Threshold Sews Portraits Into His Flesh

In the project Cata sews and stitches portraits of his loved ones into the palm of his hand to exemplify how much they are "woven" into his life.

Jan 14, 2014

Dartmouth Sorority Leaders Boycott Rush Due To Racism, Classism And Queerphobia

"The Panhellenic Council has failed to provide inclusive, and consistently welcoming spaces for women of color, non-gender-conforming individuals, and women who deviate from the sorority ideal in general."

Jan 13, 2014

Jan 13, 2014

The 21 Best Jennifer Lawrence Golden Globe Dress Impersonations

All you need is a large piece of white fabric and two black belts to get the now iconic Jennifer Lawrence look. Oh and a gaping mouth of course.

Jan 13, 2014

Science Says Sex Makes You Smarter, Have A Smartgasm, Ladies

Great news for us all. Alert the major religions, nosey parents and sex ed. counselors!

Jan 13, 2014

The Best No Pants Subway Ride 2014 Reactions To Dat Booty

Booty had me like . . . I'm never getting off this G train.

Jan 11, 2014

David Fincher Will Change The Gone Girl Ending, NOOOOO

If you haven't read the book I'll say this much: the ending is very controversial and there is no way that the story can have the same meaning if the ending is changed in anyway.

Jan 10, 2014

Sorority Girls Gets Back At Boyfriend By Pooping On His Bed [NSFW]

Millennials these days take the phrase "I shit on you," too serious. Maybe it's all the Nicki Minaj lyrics.

Jan 10, 2014

25 Mind Blowing Disney Face Swaps

People of the internet, you have created many, many monsters.

Jan 10, 2014

Girls Cast Shuts Up Reporter For Hating On Lena Dunham's Naked Body

"I literally was spacing out because I’m in such a rage spiral about that guy."

Jan 10, 2014

The 20 Funniest Chalkboard Signs

Check out the 20 funniest sidewalk chalkboard signs designed to lure you in for coffee, desserts and alcohol with puns just as delicious as the products themselves.

Jan 9, 2014

Sarah Jessica Parker Wants A Third Sex And The City Movie, BUT WHY?

These movies were from some alternate universe where these smart, independent women morphed into basic dumb broads.